I like getting blow jobs that are wet, messy, and sloppy.

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  • Seeing as we're saving up for my next visit and our wedding and postage alone costs upward of $100, we didn't do gifts this year. I'm not entirely sure what there is for me to weasel out of there.

    But you didn't really want to know, did you, munchkin?

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    • Interesting, I got nothing either. I bought anti-hero a prosthetic leg and a D.I.Y amputation kit though, as well as a box of chocolates.

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      • As I said...unhealthy fixation.

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        • Not as unhealthy as wanting to cut off your own leg because you think it's not there.

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          • I know you think you're terribly witty, but this was old and boring ages ago.

            Let it go, cupcake.

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          • You pretend to be smart on the internet all day because you are a fat asshole with no friends.

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      • You pretend to be smart on the internet all day because you are a fat asshole with no friends.

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