I like dirty smelly sex

During sex I like a girl who will have bad breath, bad body odor, and bad smelling farts. In science words, these are called halitosis, perspiration, and flatulence --- and these are the 3 main sources of bad smells that people have. Also I would like if in sex a girl can puke on me, piss on me, and fart on me (a little solid isn't too bad). I also want her to grab and play with my balls. I like a girl who can look good with or without makeup, because in the end I'm licking the makeup right off