I let people see through my eyes

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I am aware that the government is constantly trying to get into my head.
I force specific thoughts to throw them off what I'm really thinking.
But I do let them see through my eyes to let them know im just a normal person and not worth watching.
To trigger them seeing through my eyes I squeeze my eyes and ears shut and say "NOW!" then they can see what I'm doing for a couple of minutes.
I also let specific people see what im doing if its relevant.
I do this multiple times a day.

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  • redrainbow22
    6 years ago | pl

    You know the government cant hear your thoughts right?

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    • e51pegasi
      6 years ago | pl

      Will a tin foil hat prevent them?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        6 years ago | pl

        Tin foil hats don't stop brain hacking they just make you look like an idiot.

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        • e51pegasi
          6 years ago | pl

          Wow it's just as well we have someone like you around who knows what's going down.

          All this plus fashion tips.

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        • MrDexter
          6 years ago

          Delusional thoughts like this are common in stuff like schizophrenia

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    6 years ago

    If this somehow isn’t a troll, get help. You have extreme paranoia.

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    In today's noisy world, being able to squeeze your ears shut must be a useful mutant-power.

    I'd like to be one of the specific people you allow to see what you're seeing. I guess our brains each have the equivalent of an IP address? How do I access my "Properties" screen so I can let you have mine?

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  • Britneywolf
    6 years ago

    Time to grab your tin foil hats

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  • PingPong69
    6 years ago

    Tin foil, around the skull NOW!!!!

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Maybe you're just batshit crazy is all?

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  • Usermane
    6 years ago

    Why are the goverment so interested in you tho

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome
    6 years ago

    Lol I'm watching 1984 while reading this.

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  • xfg59
    6 years ago

    You do know they're recording constantly, right? It's delusional to think you have any control over the devices they implanted in your head.

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  • CDmale4fem
    6 years ago

    And I let people see thru my underwear that I'm not wearing. That's pretty close to the same, isn't it?

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  • CreamPuffs
    6 years ago

    You're absolutely bonkers!

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  • LuxM4G
    6 years ago

    Your delusional my friend, you suffer from persecutory delirium. You may need antipsychotic medication, but beware, you have to consider the benefits of the meds against the damage that'll cause you to your normal functioning. Try to get insight on your condition of delusional paranoia and see if that helps alivianting the symptoms you are suffering. Best of luck to you.

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  • Lovelvforever1998
    6 years ago

    Wut u high

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  • Kevinevan
    6 years ago

    Why would the government give a fuck about you? Even if they did, they can't even balance a checkbook let alone read your mind.

    I, on the other hand, have been been watching your thoughts very closely.

    You've been bad, real bad.

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  • Todobodo
    6 years ago

    How old are you

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