I keep getting fired for made up reasons. iin?

I keep on getting fired for made up reasons instead of what I actually did wrong. For instance, I got caught putting fake lunches in the breakroom and the next day, the boss claimed I punched in too early and I was fired. Another job, I brought in a giant box of donuts but there was only one in there and I ate it in front of everyone (it was a prank). The next day, I got fired for using too much water from the cooler (I didn't use hardly any so this was a lie). Next job, I lied and said it was my birthday and I brought in a cake that was frosted with toothpaste. Prank, obvs. I got fired for printing off personal papers (a lie, I never even used the printers once). Next job, I made up a holiday and brought in gifts (wrapped empty boxes) and got everyone to agree to hold hands in a circle and do the "galoosh chant" (made it up) and you can guess how mad everyone was. The next day, I was fired for inappropriate work attire because of a tiny hole in the uniform that THEY GAVE ME LIKE THAT!! I even complained about it and they said it was fine but then they went and did this???

Obviously, I am being let go for my weird behaviors and pranks but why every single time it's a made up thing? Why don't they just say "Kenny, you're not a good fit for the team"? It's legal in my state to fire you for any reason so it really doesn't make any sense.

I have about 9 or 10 more examples if anyone is interested or would like to write a book about me.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Employers keep firing you, because you are an asshole, and it's as simple as that. Practical jokers are assholes.

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    • Then fire me for it or I will never learn! Stop making up real reasons and fire me for my wacky antics.

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      • Algum

        You're not quite making sense.

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        • You don't make sense.

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  • DeekusWhoot

    Hey - I think there's already been a book made about you!! It's about total loser in the workplace just like you!! http://amzn.to/2kiobZN

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  • bob7

    ur lucky to find that many jobs tho

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  • xfg59

    You know you can get a certificate of mental retardation, right? They might be discriminating. I would file a lawsuit.

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  • McBean

    Kenny. Oh Kenny. Kenny? Up your game. Go play a prank on President Trump. We want to see you on the news. Think of the glory. Your book deal will become a movie deal.

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  • LuxM4G

    Interesting sub plot for a comedy movie ;)

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  • paramore93

    If you're going to lie to people expect them to lie back ..

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    • I lied about my name. It's not Kenny.

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      • paramore93

        Is this also a lie xD

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        • Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. Times infinity.

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          • Algum

            Hey Kenny, has anyone watched South Park with you before and then told you "can I kill you and then yell out 'oh my god! Someone killed Kenny!'"? Lol. Just joking.

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            • NinjaKitten

              someone in our town wrote ' oh my god! someone killed kenny!'' in a place where everyone sees it because our mall is opposite of those buildings. yes it was sprayed, with green paint. and it says that. and i havent even watched enough southpark to know what 'that' is o3o

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