I keep getting fired for made up reasons. iin?
I keep on getting fired for made up reasons instead of what I actually did wrong. For instance, I got caught putting fake lunches in the breakroom and the next day, the boss claimed I punched in too early and I was fired. Another job, I brought in a giant box of donuts but there was only one in there and I ate it in front of everyone (it was a prank). The next day, I got fired for using too much water from the cooler (I didn't use hardly any so this was a lie). Next job, I lied and said it was my birthday and I brought in a cake that was frosted with toothpaste. Prank, obvs. I got fired for printing off personal papers (a lie, I never even used the printers once). Next job, I made up a holiday and brought in gifts (wrapped empty boxes) and got everyone to agree to hold hands in a circle and do the "galoosh chant" (made it up) and you can guess how mad everyone was. The next day, I was fired for inappropriate work attire because of a tiny hole in the uniform that THEY GAVE ME LIKE THAT!! I even complained about it and they said it was fine but then they went and did this???
Obviously, I am being let go for my weird behaviors and pranks but why every single time it's a made up thing? Why don't they just say "Kenny, you're not a good fit for the team"? It's legal in my state to fire you for any reason so it really doesn't make any sense.
I have about 9 or 10 more examples if anyone is interested or would like to write a book about me.