I just want to use a regular soap, a regular deodorant, etc

I only use "paragraphs" now because I observed two things: the complaint that my story looks like a long ramble rather than a question, and the way paragraphs are written by Old Dude, but it's not like I'm obsessed with imitating old people.

And furthermore a regular whatever (see the above title) is hard to find, I don't want that fancy white-bottle Norsca spray, even though such deodorant of any kind is fancy, I just want a regular green Norsca, like it's Scandinavia, and also I don't want Dove Invisible Dry in its special bottle, I just want a regular men's sports fresh Dove deodorant spray.

And I don't want Brut or any of that other Nivea spray deodorant, I just want the Nivea Men spray with a regular green label.

And as with soap I just want to use Lux, just a regular soap, and a magical spell body wash since I'm a sorcerer, and furthermore I just want to use a colour shampoo and conditioner and you know why, which contains acai. I don't want that eccentric stuff in and out of the shower, just regular cleaning items.