I just got a blow-up doll. and i'm happy.

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Bought it at an one of those porn video shops. The place was all lit up in bright yellow neon so I was a little intimidated to go in the place. I'm an insurance broker. Afraid that one of my clients would see me going in and there goes a big chunk of policy renewal business right down the drain. Any insurance man (or woman) will vouch for that. So I get this thing home. I get it all blown up. This is a top of the line model with three inputs. And you know something? I'm having a whale of a good time with "her". I'm recently divorced. Live alone. Bet you're shocked to hear that, huh? I've found both peace and sexual satisfaction with this object. I'm happy with my blow-up doll. Is this normal?

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    Ewe have got to be kidding.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    You can buy blow-up sheep too!
    Fun for the "HOLE" family!
    And you don't have to cuddle them or kiss them "good night".
    Have phun.

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    • delling
      7 years ago

      I'm Scottish and always wanted one of those.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    7 years ago

    Actually, I'm not shocked at all. There's nothing wrong with someone buying a sex toy.

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  • CountessDouche
    7 years ago

    Nothing wrong with men owning masturbatory aides. Most women do, but for some reason theirs a stigma associated with men purchasing sex toys.

    Just take care that it doesn't interfere with your real life or relationships.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Fair warning. But right now I choose not to get into another relationship. With my doll being single is quite wonderful, I must say. I'll get a hooker once in a while I will admit that. But I enjoy not having any emotional baggage that goes hand in hand with a love relationship. So I"m happy with this life size female puppet and her assorted attachments. It's fun with no headaches. Would not recommend this for a young man who needs the real thing for his seasoning.

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    • Ass_gas
      7 years ago

      Blow up dolls never say "No". You are nice. You probably say yes most of the time.

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    • delling
      7 years ago

      I think it's because men don't "need" extra assistance like women do, so they're seen as obsessed if they get too experimental.

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  • keith888
    7 years ago

    If you are happy then good luck.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    Should go with the Real Doll instead of inflatable.

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  • mrbrownfinger
    7 years ago

    Crack whores are even cheaper! Depending on how scabby she is, she might have more than 3 inputs for you

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  • McBean
    7 years ago

    Put a tee shirt on her and take her for rides in your car on Sunday afternoon.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    Hahahahhahahaahahahahaha.

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  • mewtoo
    7 years ago

    Yes it's normal! That's why they exist :)

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  • yourdaughtersinmybasement
    7 years ago

    I don't believe this, if you actually think about fucking a blow up doll it would be impossible, there to lightweight, you wouldn't be able to get traction, the holes wouldn't be tight enough and you'd squash it.

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    • [email protected]
      7 years ago

      Sounds like you know firsthand you sick fk!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Where have you been all your life, on some deserted island? These dolls are custom made for fucking, sucking you off, and anal. They are not cheap, but not super expensive either. You can order them online or get them at most porn shops.

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      • yourdaughtersinmybasement
        7 years ago

        Are talking inflatable or those expensive ones like from 'Lars and the real girl'?

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        • mewtoo
          7 years ago

          Im not the OP but I do t think he's talking about the expensive real dolls like in LATRG...they have blow up dolls that yes, you blow up...but they have parts that insert into the anus, vagina and mouth that are like fleshlights- they wrap around the penis and get the person off.

          Besides this, even if it was one that is completely inflatable with just a hole, use your imagination! They're so lightweight you could put the doll on your lap and move it up an down...it would be like masturbating into a condom.

          I highly suggest you leave the basement and expand your horizons. You might like it!

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