I just decided, I want a hilarious epitaph. IIN?

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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    My great-grandfather had one that I presume my great-grandmother thought was fitting (although not exactly hilarious). I'm not going to type it exactly because MI's are becoming ever more discoverable, but it's something along the lines of:

    Now he's dead
    He lies here forever
    Cared about by nobody

    They had a tumultuous marriage and he died not long after her fracturing his skull with a pan.

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    • NoraBaker
      11 years ago | pl

      And does hers say: "I practically murdered stupid." and have an arrow pointing at his? <--

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      • dappled
        11 years ago | pl

        If it did, it would have a rather astonishing meaning because in a past internet life, I went by the name "stupid". Genuinely true.

        Although I'm not sure why she'd perpetrate this on her great-grandson.

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        • NoraBaker
          11 years ago | pl

          Umm... I'll guess you've gone by many in several Internet lives, like a cat with an infinity of 9 lives. ;)

          But your great-grandma's would only be a funny epitaph if it actually referenced the "I'm with stupid" --> bit.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            11 years ago | pl

            Ha....you know what, I just might do "I'm with stupid ---->". I used to have the T-shirt, always made me laugh. I guess I have to check into cemetery policy to see what they'd say about that, I'd probably have to at least purchase 2 adjoining plots to even have a chance at them approving it.

            I also have these buttons, one says "Ugly ---->" and the other one says "No, you're ugly <----". A definite possibility!!

            Thanks for the idea!!

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            • NoraBaker
              11 years ago | pl

              I know, right? XD
              So did I win? Hahaha jk

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              • Anonymous Post Author
                11 years ago | pl

                One of those 2 may be the winner, I haven't thought on it quite long enough to be 100% sure but I love the idea. I also think I may have found the loophole so I don't have to buy 2 plots. You can put a double stone on a single cremation plot! Yay.

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