Just google hilarious epitahs. Here are some that I found:
-What part of "cremated" didn’t you understand?
-Born 1960. Buried 2001. Died 2002.
-Here lies the world’s fattest man. Part 1 of 3.
-The joke’s on you. I gave it all to charity.
-See you at the exhumation!
-You put me in a home and look what happens.
-Did the insurance company pay? Can I come out now?
-Beloved wife (pre-op) and brother (post-op).
-Thanks for giving me my keys back, barkeep.
-My last words: "Look, ma! No hands!"
-Here lies a man driven by his quest for immortality.
-Let the bickering over my estate begin.
I just decided, I want a hilarious epitaph. IIN?
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Just google hilarious epitahs. Here are some that I found:
-What part of "cremated" didn’t you understand?
-Born 1960. Buried 2001. Died 2002.
-Here lies the world’s fattest man. Part 1 of 3.
-The joke’s on you. I gave it all to charity.
-See you at the exhumation!
-You put me in a home and look what happens.
-Did the insurance company pay? Can I come out now?
-Beloved wife (pre-op) and brother (post-op).
-Thanks for giving me my keys back, barkeep.
-My last words: "Look, ma! No hands!"
-Here lies a man driven by his quest for immortality.
-Let the bickering over my estate begin.