I just decided, I want a hilarious epitaph. IIN?

Here are some suggestions that you can put on your tombstone as your famous last words:

"Nice doggy, nice doggy."
"Hey is that an ambulance"
"Hey look at what I can do"
"Please don't break up with me, we can working it out, no don't hang up the phone."

Here are suggestions that would just be funny to see written on a tombstone but you never actually said:

"Partying up in heaven right now."
"Here lies Squidwards hopes and dreams."
"He was #1"
"If you're reading this it means that you're my next target to haunt"
"Don't eat the burritos at Ricky's"