I just cried to a movie and im a guy, IIN?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Comma negates the second line from the third Ms Bird.

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago | pl

      I'll make a note of that Dr Tommythebrat

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      • NotStrangeBird
        10 years ago | pl

        Angry posters,
        arguing 'bout crying.
        Birdie's billions of minions,
        revolting and flying!!!

        TommyTheCat, He's a pretty smart feller,
        but with Birdie's pals out & about,
        He's gonna hide in the cellar.

        Birdie's brave new world,
        will enjoy cats as a nosh.
        and I'll make my fortune
        at my Bayonne car wash!!!

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago | pl

          The birdies are comin'
          So Tommy should leave
          But not to the cellar
          Check Tommy's sleeve

          Yes he has smarts
          And oh he is cautious
          But what will unfurl
          Will make minions quite nauseous

          Tommy will wait
          With a twinkling eye
          And pluck many birds
          Straight out of the sky

          Down to the cellar
          Tommy will take them
          Tie them all up
          Burn them and rape them

          And when he is done
          He'll dig some deep holes
          And bury the birdies
          But keep all their souls

          Then he will sit
          And think for a while
          Of dead little birdies
          With that crooked cat smile

          So yes they will die
          And Tommy will nod
          You should have listened
          For Tommy is god

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          • dirtybirdy
            10 years ago | pl

            I'll flap you to death
            And suck out your last breath.
            Then peel the skin off your little cat body.
            How about that you obnoxious hottie?!?!

            ...I'm sorry :(

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          • NotStrangeBird
            10 years ago | pl

            The gauntlet is thrown
            cats and birds gone to war
            I've watched some cartoons
            and seen this before

            Birdie tried to make peace
            but Tommy wanted to boast
            that fat olive branch
            made a fine scratching post

            I'm a canny feller,
            I know 'bout tommy's ilk
            for a cat can be bought off
            for a saucer of milk

            The world soon at war
            as they peck, claw, and parry
            will the throne be a kitty condo
            or a sexy aviary?

            The question remains
            the winner's a riddle
            will the birds win the day
            or will they be tender vittles?

            But I'm no dumbass,
            I'm a war profiteer
            it's a shiny new car wash
            or a working fish pier

            So I'm stiring up trouble
            it seems pretty neat
            to view the whole fray
            from my comfy catbird seat.

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          • wigsplitz
            10 years ago | pl

            But Tommy got nabbed for underage sex,
            pretty pathetic,
            and not very complex.

            He claims he got fooled by an underaged chick,
            In reality, he just couldn't control his dick.

            Pretty lame if you ask me,
            For a supposed genius,
            It seems more like a weakness...

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            • [Old Memory]
              10 years ago | pl

              You have a habit of adding one word more than is needed, making it sound a little off.

              Supposed?

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        • dirtybirdy
          10 years ago | pl

          That kitty is safe from these dastardly deeds,
          I'll keep him for my debaucherous needs.

          Your car wash will surely reap the rewards
          You can chill like puffin in Alaskan fjords.

          Tee hee
          Silly me
          Cuckoo bird
          Is the muthafuckn word

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