I just cried to a movie and im a guy, IIN?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Away with the children to hide in their beds, and wait for the zombie to come, chop off their heads.

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago | pl

      Lies. Zombies don't chop heads off.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago | pl

        Comma negates the second line from the third Ms Bird.

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        • dirtybirdy
          10 years ago | pl

          I'll make a note of that Dr Tommythebrat

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          • NotStrangeBird
            10 years ago | pl

            Angry posters,
            arguing 'bout crying.
            Birdie's billions of minions,
            revolting and flying!!!

            TommyTheCat, He's a pretty smart feller,
            but with Birdie's pals out & about,
            He's gonna hide in the cellar.

            Birdie's brave new world,
            will enjoy cats as a nosh.
            and I'll make my fortune
            at my Bayonne car wash!!!

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            • [Old Memory]
              10 years ago | pl

              The birdies are comin'
              So Tommy should leave
              But not to the cellar
              Check Tommy's sleeve

              Yes he has smarts
              And oh he is cautious
              But what will unfurl
              Will make minions quite nauseous

              Tommy will wait
              With a twinkling eye
              And pluck many birds
              Straight out of the sky

              Down to the cellar
              Tommy will take them
              Tie them all up
              Burn them and rape them

              And when he is done
              He'll dig some deep holes
              And bury the birdies
              But keep all their souls

              Then he will sit
              And think for a while
              Of dead little birdies
              With that crooked cat smile

              So yes they will die
              And Tommy will nod
              You should have listened
              For Tommy is god

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              • dirtybirdy
                10 years ago | pl

                I'll flap you to death
                And suck out your last breath.
                Then peel the skin off your little cat body.
                How about that you obnoxious hottie?!?!

                ...I'm sorry :(

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              • NotStrangeBird
                10 years ago | pl

                The gauntlet is thrown
                cats and birds gone to war
                I've watched some cartoons
                and seen this before

                Birdie tried to make peace
                but Tommy wanted to boast
                that fat olive branch
                made a fine scratching post

                I'm a canny feller,
                I know 'bout tommy's ilk
                for a cat can be bought off
                for a saucer of milk

                The world soon at war
                as they peck, claw, and parry
                will the throne be a kitty condo
                or a sexy aviary?

                The question remains
                the winner's a riddle
                will the birds win the day
                or will they be tender vittles?

                But I'm no dumbass,
                I'm a war profiteer
                it's a shiny new car wash
                or a working fish pier

                So I'm stiring up trouble
                it seems pretty neat
                to view the whole fray
                from my comfy catbird seat.

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              • wigsplitz
                10 years ago | pl

                But Tommy got nabbed for underage sex,
                pretty pathetic,
                and not very complex.

                He claims he got fooled by an underaged chick,
                In reality, he just couldn't control his dick.

                Pretty lame if you ask me,
                For a supposed genius,
                It seems more like a weakness...

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            • dirtybirdy
              10 years ago | pl

              That kitty is safe from these dastardly deeds,
              I'll keep him for my debaucherous needs.

              Your car wash will surely reap the rewards
              You can chill like puffin in Alaskan fjords.

              Tee hee
              Silly me
              Cuckoo bird
              Is the muthafuckn word

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