I just cried to a movie and im a guy, IIN?

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  • And one day they shall all weep. While they await the zombie apocalypse they won't be looking to the sky. I have assembled 250 billion of my avian allies!!! Kaw!! Kaw!!

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    • Away with the children to hide in their beds, and wait for the zombie to come, chop off their heads.

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      • Lies. Zombies don't chop heads off.

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        • Comma negates the second line from the third Ms Bird.

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          • I'll make a note of that Dr Tommythebrat

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            • Angry posters,
              arguing 'bout crying.
              Birdie's billions of minions,
              revolting and flying!!!

              TommyTheCat, He's a pretty smart feller,
              but with Birdie's pals out & about,
              He's gonna hide in the cellar.

              Birdie's brave new world,
              will enjoy cats as a nosh.
              and I'll make my fortune
              at my Bayonne car wash!!!

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              • The birdies are comin'
                So Tommy should leave
                But not to the cellar
                Check Tommy's sleeve

                Yes he has smarts
                And oh he is cautious
                But what will unfurl
                Will make minions quite nauseous

                Tommy will wait
                With a twinkling eye
                And pluck many birds
                Straight out of the sky

                Down to the cellar
                Tommy will take them
                Tie them all up
                Burn them and rape them

                And when he is done
                He'll dig some deep holes
                And bury the birdies
                But keep all their souls

                Then he will sit
                And think for a while
                Of dead little birdies
                With that crooked cat smile

                So yes they will die
                And Tommy will nod
                You should have listened
                For Tommy is god

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              • That kitty is safe from these dastardly deeds,
                I'll keep him for my debaucherous needs.

                Your car wash will surely reap the rewards
                You can chill like puffin in Alaskan fjords.

                Tee hee
                Silly me
                Cuckoo bird
                Is the muthafuckn word

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