I imagine my neighbor as an insect, iin?

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My neighbor is fat, lazy, ugly and annoying. Lately I've begun to imagine her as a pulsating, gooey, plump insect that is about to lay a gajillion eggs. In my head I picture her laid out all over her couch, her body undulating from all the fluid and eggs within.

IIN?

Is It Normal?
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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago | pl

    you want to crush her like an insect right?

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  • la_uva_mojada
    8 years ago | pl

    ICK!!!!!!!

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  • yesnomaybeso
    11 years ago | pl

    Poor her... Even if she's annoying, why did you choose an insect? Does her face look like a fly? Does she have loads of facial hair? Uhm.

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  • noid
    8 years ago | pl

    This is kind of funny.

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  • janeyjane
    8 years ago | pl

    Maybe you have a creative talent in art or writing that you haven't discovered yet. Fuck anyone who says this isn't normal, it shows you have imagination. Or maybe she was an insect-like creature in a previous life and you've tapped in. :P

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  • x1frosty16
    11 years ago | pl

    I dont know to this extreme lol but their is certain people I look at that just remind me of different animals like to me my fiances dads face looks like a bulldog

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago | pl

      He must be quite an ugly man

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    Read "Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago | pl

      What is that book about?

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago | pl

        It's about a traveling salesman that wakes up one day to find that he's turned into a insect. His family's attitude changes greatly for him and eventually he ends up dying.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis

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    • Anime7
      11 years ago | pl

      I was thinking the exact same thing. haha

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    You all are.

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