I have to jerk off during my morning coffee break.

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  • Amputate your penis.

    Or less extreme: wrap rubber bands around your testicles really, really tight. It'll hurt at first, but go numb within a few hours, then in a month or so the rubber bands will just pop off because your balls will have withered away.

    Either way, problem solved.

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