I have superpowers

I am abnormal person I can do those think that a normal person can't do like
Fast speed...jumping from building ..quick Lerner..No feel any pain ..and etc

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Based on 38 votes (11 yes)
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  • Nikclaire

    Spelling and grammar aren't included in your powers eh?

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    • WashYaDoggy

      Omg, Nik, he has super powers. He don't need to spell ffs. You know, he types using hes balls. Done a pretty good job if you ask me.

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      • PeopleFuckingSuck

        Bruh it’s 2019, everyone can type with their balls

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        • WashYaDoggy

          Must be cold where others live.

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  • I does run faster then a speding trayne, and piss 20 foots in to tha air!

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  • Euterpe

    I knew I'd find someone crazy on here. Either that or OP is a kid based on the atrocious grammar.

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    • I know ....No one here who believes me...but I find those people who have powers..

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      • Euterpe

        Learn how to spell and use punctuation and then we'll talk. It should be no trouble if you're a "quick Lerner".

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  • litelander8

    Ect? Lol

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    • ss43180

      I think you're .............

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  • gaz3912

    Can you jump a building in a single leap?

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  • megadriver

    I have superpowers too...

    I can drive vehicles. Give me a vehicle and I'll drive it perfectly! I am Megadriver-man!

    Megadriver-man away!

    * white, weekend E24 BMW revs up, tries to peel out angrily and calmly drives off instead *

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  • RoseIsabella

    What kinda drugs are you doing?

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  • bleedingdiarhea

    I have the superpower to read my own thoughts.

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  • No, if you’re not trolling, it’s called Schizophrenia.

    What you are experiencing is delusions of grandeur and a detachment from reality.

    Do you hear things or think you can hear others thoughts?

    Those with schizophrenia do sometimes have reduced sensitivity to pain, because it damages the pain area of the brain, it’s still damaging your body.

    The fast running can be caused by a change in your perception of time.

    If you can read a page of a book and take in all the information and every detail, in 5 seconds, then yeah you’re gifted, it’s not a superpower, remember that some people are just faster at learning than others.

    I’ve got it too, I know what I’m on about.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    So you had your first orgasm eh?

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    I don't feel pain either at least not in a normal kind of way.

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  • dimwitted

    You are so very very special.

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  • Boojum

    I'm watching The Boys on Amazon at the moment. It seems like a realistic take on how people with superpowers would actually behave: killing people with impunity and calling them collateral damage, selling their image as a brand, signing up to some massive corporation and doing whatever their bosses tell them, and basically acting like massive dickheads with ginormous egos.

    Try not to use your powers for evil.

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  • Do you have this..

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