I have only ever loved fictional characters

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  • I have had crushes on too many fictional characters to count. That's because they're much purer than real people, and you don't see their flaws and hear about them going to the bathroom with diarrhea. All fictional characters are pure archetypes taken from the highest fantasies of the mind. Real people poop, fuck, complain, get sick, make stupid faces and get annoying.

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