I have an envy for overweight people
1.) they’re almost always have superior singing voices
2.) They can escape injury from some types of trauma a skinny person can’t, say minor wreck, punch to the sternum, etc.
3.) they tend to have a superior sense of smell and taste
4.) Nobody messes with the bigger kid
5.) they’re more insulated from the cold
6.) they’re the best at cuddling
7.) being naturally super thin sucks
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