I Have A Toy Car Stuck In My Anus

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    4 years ago | pl

    This isn't the first time I lost something up there honestly. A few months ago the string on the anal beads broke and I had to get them removed. For insurance reasons, I'm likely going to be going back to the SAME DOCTOR for this toy car as well. This is getting really embarrassing.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago | pl

      Enema! It helped me get a golf ball out!

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      • itsamistake
        4 years ago | pl

        I would really like to think that you are an absolute troll with all your comments and posts you have made recently regarding both percentages and facts, I really do.

        BUT if the US has Donald fucking Trump as the President with his really low IQ (as well as galloping dementia) it is more likely that you are a complete and utter moron. Well Done!

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        • ZandyRose
          4 years ago | pl

          IMHO, you are too smart to be here. This site is more for the average American.

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago | pl

          Uhhh No. I think the post is a troll, but that is actually what you do. Have you ever had any inatimate object stuck up your anus? An enema is literally desgined to clean out your bowels. What other posts of mine do you have a problem with? Looking through my recent posts I see only one with percentages and not a SINGLE one that claims anything as fact.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago | pl

        It WORKED!!! I found the toy car in the toilet when I resumed my coffee enemas as usual

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago | pl

          How did it feel coming out? I would guess it hurt like a motherfucker and maybe tore some if the lining of your anus.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago | pl

            Yeah, it did hurt pretty bad coming out. Imagine the most constipated hardest shit you've ever taken while you have the worst hemorrhoid of your life and multiply that by a million. But definitely glad it's out of there!

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