After I shit I'll sit on the sink and "use my finger rather than a wipe to clean small clumps of poo out of as deep up my anus as they go". It's easier this way and there's hand soap right there for cleanup.
Anyone that wipes their ass with regular toilet paper is fucking nasty. After I shit my ass is so clean I could face sit on you and you wouldn't smell ANYTHING. Try that with a regular toilet paper user.
I have a problem cleaning up after a number two. Grossness level: 100
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After I shit I'll sit on the sink and "use my finger rather than a wipe to clean small clumps of poo out of as deep up my anus as they go". It's easier this way and there's hand soap right there for cleanup.
Anyone that wipes their ass with regular toilet paper is fucking nasty. After I shit my ass is so clean I could face sit on you and you wouldn't smell ANYTHING. Try that with a regular toilet paper user.