I have a fetish for dogturd

i have a fetish for eating dogturd when i walk outside and see a dog pooing i just want to eat it and rub it all over my face the smell is beautiful love it once i was walking around and came across a tree and i could smell dogturd and i saw it next to the tree and thought to myself this is a nice peace of dogturd i just wanna eat it so i picked it up and started eating that sweet peace of dogturd and it tasted so good i have also been going into bins in the park and finding dogturd bags and licking the dogturd oh this is so great i always have dogturd in between my teeth and i love it