I have a demon and a ghost in my house now

Long story short.

I played the ouija board alone, at my house. Looking back at the rules it strictly says

“DONT PLAY ALONE. DONT PLAY IN YOUR HOUSE OR THE BAD ENERGY WILL INFECT YOUR HOME.”

On top of that I taunted the ‘entitity’ into talking with me since it didn’t say shit. After I did so it eventually said hello and stuff. I asked the entity what it was and it replied with ‘Demon’ so of course I was a little spooked.

After I was finished I started witnessing some strange stuff going on in the house. But I shrugged it off.

The next time I played the ouija board it turned out that the entity was a ghost this time.

From then on I’ve had a demon and a ghost in my house. I live alone, so they sometimes make me feel less lonely.

I’ve given them names, the Demons name is Stevie like the dude from Jackass, and the ghost is Zion.

I’m not that scared of ghosts or demons, but they get annoying. Sometimes I see a shadow of this big horned horse, and sometimes I hear sounds in the middle of the night when I’m sleeping.

I made a big mistake inviting them into my home, they’re becoming annoying, how do I get rid of them? How do I make them not-so annoying?

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  • Jinko

    Bro tell them they have to start carrying their weight around the house. Get em to vacuum, payrent, and then they should be able to stay.

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  • RoseIsabella

    How do you know you aren't just a delusional, undiagnosed schizophrenic?

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    • Once I’m out of the house I don’t have hallucinations or hear voices. I’m pretty convinced this is some paranormal stuff. Either way I’m high functioning.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Okay, maybe you need to have a deliverance done on the house?

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  • Jinko

    Bro it's just like cyberbullying, just close ur eyes dude.

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  • jethro

    You have to play the game all the way to the end to get it to stop. No wait, that is Jumanji. Sorry, in that case, I think you are doomed.

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  • Notyourmother

    Rightyo. Just for shits and giggles I googled “person who removes ghosts”. You’re in luck! This lovely lady can help you!
    https://www.revmarjorierivera.com/house-clearings--ghost-removals.html

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  • McBean

    Who you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS.

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  • SmokeEverything

    I once had a job cleaning up at an old bowling alley. I will swear that there was something looking like an old man with shaggy hair and a long gray beard wearing a ratty brown coat that lived there. I'd see him out of the corner of my eye, or he would slam and lock doors, make terrible noises of throwing things around where nothing was, etc. I have never encountered this entity at any other location, and years later I still have a clear image in my head of what he looked like. You cant really do anything but try to get along with them now.

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  • NoLifer

    The only way to get rid of ghosts and demons in your home is to ask them to leave. If they refuse to leave peacefully you will need to perform a ritual. Sage and cleansing do not always work and ignorning them wont either. The ritual goes by lighting candles, and shutting your eyes, imagining a door and asking all spirits to go through that door. After all exit the candles should go out. I worked in huanted buildings before and this was how people stated they have gotten rid of thier ghost issue. Good luck freind.

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  • noid

    Jesus has power over demons. You can call on Him. Also get rid of the oujia board.

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  • Ask a magic 8-ball how to help. Much like the Ouija board, they're available at toy stores.

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  • Xaessar

    Well seeing as they don't exist, grow a pair and get over it. Superstition will get you nowhere. Just shrug it off.

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  • Lol, dummy. You'd better turn to Christ if you haven't already.

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  • CuriousFruit

    Nah nah nah! Free housing?!
    It’s about time they pay the rent!

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  • TerriAngel

    Hmm.
    Jackass fan.
    Zion = jew.
    You're on your own.

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    • Jinko

      Kek, gg

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  • You should have never played alone. Now deal with it or cleanse your house.

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