I have a burning hate for four cheese pizza

I have this really weird thing about how I HATE four cheese pizza. I don't know. I just feel like all the cheeses are fighting when I take a bite. They are all trying to be the dominate cheese. Pizza should be limited to ONE CHEESE. Two at the most. I almost lost my shit when I saw a five cheese pizza the other day. Are you serious. what type of mad man puts five cheeses on a pizza. That a little excessive, don't you think? Is this normal. Does anyone else have a burning hate for four cheese pizza?

Is It Normal?
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  • I love nine cheese pizza.

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  • The forth cheese is a lie.

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  • Well, just don't order a four cheese pizza, and then you won't have to deal with the problem.

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  • I'm totally the opposite. I want as many different cheeses on a pizza as I can get my hands on. Except Parmesan. Parmesan can fuck right off.

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  • I dislike four cheese pizza, but four cheese pizza has never done anything for me to hate it. I agree it's too many flavors at once, particularly that one cheese I dislike and can never identify. I simply don't eat the pizza and it solves my issue.

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  • Embrace the cheese as a collective whole. Try and pinpoint where the flavors are coming from or just accept it as one combined flavor. Next time you encounter four cheese pizza, make peace with it. You can both co-exist in this world with out tension and stress. Understanding one another is key. You and the pizza both have a role to fulfill, you are the consumer and the pizza is the consumable. One without the other simply cannot be. You have to make the decision for yourself and on behalf of the pizza. To be or not to be?

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  • ONE kind of cheese. Sausage. Pepperoni. Mushrooms. Olives. Maybe also Canadian bacon.

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  • Dude, I'm with you. Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms all have their own territory. It's understood any transgression of a green pepper onto their territory means war. But cheese? Fuck man. Only one cheese can rule the world. Mozzarella is boss.

    RESPECT THE PIZZA!!!

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  • 5 different types of cheese on a pizza is a sure fire sign of psychopathy.

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