I have a boil on my ass

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I have a boil on my ass.
It hurts when I sit on the toilet.
I have diarrhea.
I sit on the toilet twenty times a day.
My ass hurts.
I tried to cut the boil with a knife.
I slipped.
I cut my scrotum.
I have diarrhea.
My scrotum is infected.
My scrotum is swollen.
I went to play football.
My jock strap wouldn’t fit.
I got kicked in the testicles.
My scrotum exploded.
I shit myself.
Everybody laughed.
I don’t play football anymore.
I don’t leave my home.
I cannot have kids.
I have diarrhea.
It hurts when I sit on the toilet.
I have a boil on my ass.
Is it normal?

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  • iin2want2know
    10 years ago | pl

    Trollolololol

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  • elohssa
    12 years ago | pl

    Amazing

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago | pl

    All because of a boil on your ass? Sorry guy!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago | pl

    Wtf

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  • JanIAm
    15 years ago | pl

    You want a sympathy e-card, or something? With or without music? Flash or animated?

    Hey. I'm here to help. That'll be tree-fiddy.

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