I have a 16 inch dick

I'm not making this up. It's 16 inches from base to tip. If I sit down and get a boner, it sticks all the way out to my knees.

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  • trexagireve

    I am sure you are confusing inches with cm

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    • chuy

      I agree

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    • Dama4369

      Oh no he says sitting down with a boner will get to his knees.

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    • TheBlindInquisitor

      Isn't 16 cm like six inches or something like that?

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      • IrishPotato

        16 inches =

        40,64 centimetres

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        • RoseIsabella

          16 centimeters = 6.29 inches

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          • IrishPotato

            Yes. Thanks.

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  • bfus

    I demand photographic evidence

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  • SwickDinging

    I know this isn't real, but imagine if it was - it would actually be a sad story. Clothes wouldn't fit right, urinals and toilets would be so difficult use, and no one would want to have sex with you unless it was a crazy prostitute using you to tick off a box on her bucket list. Your life would be reduced to making freak show gross-out pornos and lonely nights trying to craft suitable underwear for yourself.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Ah, finally... the voice of reason!

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      • Bennybro1

        Think its his head not his prick hes on about

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  • bigbudchonga

    That's tiny bro

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  • IrishPotato

    You misspelled millimetre.

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    • JudgeOfNormality

      lmao

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  • mrnonody

    well you can fuck your self with it if you like

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    • JudgeOfNormality

      What is he supposed to do? Snap his dick in half and fold it into his ass? Jesus, no. He cannot fuck himself. Maybe suck himself off, but that's it.

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  • I went fishing for flying pigs yesterday, got 4 of the bastards and one unicorn

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    • Hornyandhung47

      Best porn actress is Ava Adams

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      • IrishPotato

        No it's Ava Sparxxx.

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  • sheetstothewind

    Where did you find that?

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  • SKDM007

    yeah and i am richer than jeff bezos

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  • buddyroowho

    And my butt hole is 20 inches deep, so I can handle you just fine big boy, 😝

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  • curious-bunny

    Pics to prove it mate

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  • He is telling the truth! When he sits there jacking off over the great big black dildo he has, he gets a boner and jams the 16inch dildo in his bum and the other end touches his knee.

    Don't know why people think he is a liar?

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  • Yeah, and mine is the length of the Panama Canal.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    No I don't think you do buddy.

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  • spunkluvr

    No you haven't.

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  • tman76

    You don't though

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  • rice1047

    photo proof please

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  • TerriAngel

    You folks havent been out much.
    largest I personally saw.
    a black man that soft almost touched his knees.
    long dong silver had a legit 18"
    Current record is a mexican.
    19"
    Hes been offered jobs in porn.
    Hes been offered ' reduction surgery'
    He turned it down.
    Didnt want to be.
    ( less of a man )
    Is 16" normal.
    No, keep it to yourself.
    But is it possible to have, yes.

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    • Horsemanuk

      I agree its rare but possible. I'm abnormally well endowed myself and have met guys on my travels and experiences in the lifestyle scene that have 'knee slappers'

      Whenther long dong silver and the mexican are legit is irrelvant there are penises in the world that are in excess of 16"

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    • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

      "largest I personally saw.
      a black man that soft almost touched his knees.
      long dong silver had a legit 18""

      You're either lying, sorely mistaken or it was fake, the largest penis on record is 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect (belonging ironically to a white man).

      "Current record is a mexican.
      19""

      That Mexican you're talking about only had a 6 inch penis, the rest of the 13 was his foreskin.

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      • TerriAngel

        That one guy, OK.
        think whatever you need to.

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        • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

          It's not what i think, it's whats on record

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

          https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5279232/man-with-worlds-longest-penis-exposed-as-a-fake-by-doc-who-says-its-just-six-inches-long/

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          • TerriAngel

            Togynwtm.
            whatever you need to tell yourself.
            Heres an idea, youre in the south.
            join a health club.
            see how many black men have the dicks like yours.
            Im not saying bigger is better.
            But it is out there if thats your thing.
            Just curious, have you EVER watched porn.
            yea, theres fake junk.
            But some isnt fake at all.
            Dont mean to burst your bubble or make you feel bad.
            I just live in the real world.

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            • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

              "whatever you need to tell yourself."

              I tell myself nothing, I only listen to facts that are backed up by evidence which I have provided you.

              "Heres an idea, youre in the south.
              join a health club.
              see how many black men have the dicks like yours."

              From the multiple black friends I have only 2 have a bigger penis then me, which isn't saying much considering I have nothing special (6" maybe 7" at the most)

              "Dont mean to burst your bubble or make you feel bad."

              feel bad?🤣 Sex bores me, I don't care how big my penis is since I never use it.

              "I just live in the real world."

              Apparently you don't because there's nobody on record having a penis longer than 13.5in & wider than 7.5in without heavy use of male enhancement drugs & machines (not even in porn).

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Mine's only 1 inch long but as wide as a beer can

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    • JudgeOfNormality

      chode

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  • RoseIsabella

    Go get a job in Donkey Show in Tijuana.

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    • sheetstothewind

      I wish i was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana.

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      • RoseIsabella

        ... listening to the Mexican Radio.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          on a wavelength far from home

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          • RoseIsabella

            🤠

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    • Which is actually a real thing believe it or not.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yep, I can't believe I said that. It's a real thing, and it's a messed up thing.

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        • 1ne8ight7even

          RoseIsabella has a bigger one than that on her head.

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        • It's messed up to people from western cultures, but in Mexico it's a pretty normal thing I hear, it's just socially accepted as part of Mexico's culture according to my friend. I have a friend who lived in Mexico when he was working for a Fortune 500 company that did business all around the world, and donkey shows are just an everyday type of thing down there he said.

          He said people used to talk about them at the water cooler and stuff, like they'd invite their coworkers and stuff to them even. He said that down there, it's pretty just as much of a normal thing down there as going to a karaoke night at a local bar. And he even said that most Mexican women have performed in one at some point, which I found surprising, but then again, it's a totally different culture

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          • RoseIsabella

            I seriously doubt that a donkey show is normal anywhere.

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            • IrishPotato

              I read that men practice on donkeys in some shithole countries name I forgot.

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    • Wow I should consider this as a career opportunity!

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope.

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        • Why not?

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

    Sure

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  • megadriver

    Yeah sure you have... and I just had a foursome with Keira Knightley, Eva Mendes, Kate Moss and Angelina Jolie.

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  • That would be highly unusual, then.

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  • chrysocolla

    sure you do buddy

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  • ironicowos

    Step 1: get a giant hotdog bun

    Step 2: get ketchup and mustard (or any other condiments)

    Step 3: tell your friends to come over while you turn your dick into its final form

    (I know this is fake lmao)

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  • perfectxsilence

    🙄

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  • labahlabahTibi

    Guiness Book of world records? This is your option sir.

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  • Good luck finding someone that you can fuck!

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    • Hornyandhung47

      Trust me if he's really that well hung,women will be begging for him to fuck them. If it's really that long he should be in porn

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      • I’ve taken some pretty good sized cocks, but nothing like 16”. But....I sure would love to give it a try!

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        • Hornyandhung47

          Give mine a try

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        • Jsfundogs

          How much cum would that produce.?

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    • deadmagnolia

      It'll be quite "hard". Hahaha get it?

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      • Jsfundogs

        He would pass out from the blood loss to the rest of his body..

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        • deadmagnolia

          Oof

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      • I bet it will!

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  • californiabob

    I wouldn't mind holding that 16 inch cock to see how heavy it feels. would it actually get bigger?

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  • Bratz

    Prove it

    Stick it in me

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  • Mrown

    It's 16 inches with or without the boner?

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  • HonshuWolf200

    Jonah Falcon said the same thing but it turned out to not be true. Unless you have a penis disease that caused a deformed enlargment or gigantism. You don't have a 16inch penis.

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