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I'm not making this up. It's 16 inches from base to tip. If I sit down and get a boner, it sticks all the way out to my knees.
I am sure you are confusing inches with cm
Isn't 16 cm like six inches or something like that?
16 inches =
16 centimeters = 6.29 inches
I demand photographic evidence
I know this isn't real, but imagine if it was - it would actually be a sad story. Clothes wouldn't fit right, urinals and toilets would be so difficult use, and no one would want to have sex with you unless it was a crazy prostitute using you to tick off a box on her bucket list. Your life would be reduced to making freak show gross-out pornos and lonely nights trying to craft suitable underwear for yourself.
Ah, finally... the voice of reason!
Think its his head not his prick hes on about
That's tiny bro
well you can fuck your self with it if you like
I went fishing for flying pigs yesterday, got 4 of the bastards and one unicorn
Best porn actress is Ava Adams
No it's Ava Sparxxx.
And my butt hole is 20 inches deep, so I can handle you just fine big boy, 😝
You misspelled millimetre.
Yeah, and mine is the length of the Panama Canal.
yeah and i am richer than jeff bezos
Pics to prove it mate
He is telling the truth! When he sits there jacking off over the great big black dildo he has, he gets a boner and jams the 16inch dildo in his bum and the other end touches his knee.
Don't know why people think he is a liar?
Where did you find that?
Mine's only 1 inch long but as wide as a beer can
No I don't think you do buddy.
Go get a job in Donkey Show in Tijuana.
I wish i was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana.
... listening to the Mexican Radio.
on a wavelength far from home
Which is actually a real thing believe it or not.
Yep, I can't believe I said that. It's a real thing, and it's a messed up thing.
RoseIsabella has a bigger one than that on her head.
It's messed up to people from western cultures, but in Mexico it's a pretty normal thing I hear, it's just socially accepted as part of Mexico's culture according to my friend. I have a friend who lived in Mexico when he was working for a Fortune 500 company that did business all around the world, and donkey shows are just an everyday type of thing down there he said.
He said people used to talk about them at the water cooler and stuff, like they'd invite their coworkers and stuff to them even. He said that down there, it's pretty just as much of a normal thing down there as going to a karaoke night at a local bar. And he even said that most Mexican women have performed in one at some point, which I found surprising, but then again, it's a totally different culture
I seriously doubt that a donkey show is normal anywhere.
I read that men practice on donkeys in some shithole countries name I forgot.
Wow I should consider this as a career opportunity!
Yeah sure you have... and I just had a foursome with Keira Knightley, Eva Mendes, Kate Moss and Angelina Jolie.
Good luck finding someone that you can fuck!
Trust me if he's really that well hung,women will be begging for him to fuck them. If it's really that long he should be in porn
I’ve taken some pretty good sized cocks, but nothing like 16”. But....I sure would love to give it a try!
Give mine a try
How much cum would that produce.?
It'll be quite "hard". Hahaha get it?
He would pass out from the blood loss to the rest of his body..
I bet it will!
Jonah Falcon said the same thing but it turned out to not be true. Unless you have a penis disease that caused a deformed enlargment or gigantism. You don't have a 16inch penis.
That would be highly unusual, then.
sure you do buddy
Step 1: get a giant hotdog bun
Step 2: get ketchup and mustard (or any other condiments)
Step 3: tell your friends to come over while you turn your dick into its final form
(I know this is fake lmao)
Guiness Book of world records? This is your option sir.
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