I have an almost pathological dislike of having my picture taken. Some people wonder if I might be wanted by the law, I'm so camera shy.
Whenever anyone does try, the camera lens invariably cracks. I mean just cracks; you can hear it across a room! Then they get all pissed off and say it's my fault, and I have to remind them that I warned them not to take my damned picture. Even with selfies; crack!
My wife has been though 7 cameras in 3 years and still doesn't get it. When will she ever learn? Crack.
I hate taking pictures!!
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I have an almost pathological dislike of having my picture taken. Some people wonder if I might be wanted by the law, I'm so camera shy.
Whenever anyone does try, the camera lens invariably cracks. I mean just cracks; you can hear it across a room! Then they get all pissed off and say it's my fault, and I have to remind them that I warned them not to take my damned picture. Even with selfies; crack!
My wife has been though 7 cameras in 3 years and still doesn't get it. When will she ever learn? Crack.