I hate shaking hands at church

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago | pl

    If somebody sticks their hand out to you, in one swift move; unzip your pants whilst looking them straight in the eyes.

    Or wear gloves.

    Whichever seems best suited to the situation at the time

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