I hate pooping in the wild

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Have you ever had to poop in the wilderness? I was camping a few times and I had to smash one out and it was not very enjoyable. They say poooping in squat is the natural position but it felt weird. I almost forgot to take my pants all the way off and it would have ran up into my drawers. It was also very cold outside and it seemed like that made the shit stink worse for some reason. It was steady steaming. Then i forgot to walk far enough so I had to move the tent cause I was sick of the shit. I prefer pooping in the creek. I notice it just disappeared like magic and I didnt have to worry bout it.

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  • olderdude-xx
    3 years ago

    Experienced outdoors people tend to carry a small garden trowel to dig a small hole, and cover things up for long hikes or camping. They also carry toilet paper in sandwich bags so you always have some with you.

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    • Grunewald
      3 years ago

      Eww, the thought of travelling around with a bag of used toilet paper grosses me out...

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        3 years ago

        Not used toilet paper

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        • Grunewald
          3 years ago

          Well you're going to use it at some point - what do you do with it then?

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          • Diaperdean
            3 years ago

            You bury it with the poop. TP is biodegradable.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Or you could carry a 5 gallon bucket and throw some water in there first then its easy to toss out

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  • Diaperdean
    3 years ago

    I LOVE pooping in the woods!! I take off my pants and everything and just take my time and relax and enjoy. Always followed by a good jack off.

    I also like going nude in the woods!

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    • 1WeirdGuy
      3 years ago

      Lol u jerk off after

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  • SwickDinging
    3 years ago

    Just cover it up when you're done and it doesn't smell.

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    Nature-shits is where it’s at dude.

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  • wigz
    3 years ago

    I don't mind it. Slightly off-topic, but once I shit in a paper bag so that I could put it in my compost but a dog came by and ate it, bag and all.

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    • 1WeirdGuy
      3 years ago

      Reminds me when me and my neighbor were kids one of us shit on a paper plate and one of us found these dessert sprinkles and sprinkled the turd and fed it to the neighbors dog. It wouldnt eat it until we threw the sprinkles on there. With the sprinkles it practically inhaled it

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  • LloydAsher
    3 years ago

    4/10 not the worst but not the best.

    It's what humans have been doing for thousands of years. Then again squatting to poop isnt natural for people with western toilets.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    If there is no toilet you will need to resort in pooping somewhere.

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    Dropping a deuce in the wild is one of the few true joys in life.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    either way is fine

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