I hate my scrotum

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Okay, let me make this clear. I don't like the fact that the skin on my scrotum is wrinkled. I wish it were permanently smooth already. What? To regulate the temperature of my balls? Biology has got to do better than that. And what other plausible reason is there that exonerates the presence of those pesky wrinkles on my nutsack? Let me guess, to restrain me from exposing my nether region in public out of sheer embarrassment of exhibiting a body part with gross skin texture.. bullshit. In fact, if it were possible, I would gladly take it up as a daily chore to smooth out my scrotum skin with a flat iron. Enough said!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago | pl

    bust out the ironin board

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  • freelarking
    3 years ago

    How often do you man-scape? Maybe keep em hairy and you won't have to think about it.

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    • LloydAsher
      3 years ago

      I never get razor burn on my balls just cuts and those heal within the day due to the circulation down there.

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  • Wryladradofft
    3 years ago

    I always buy dildos with wrinkled scrote because even though it's a weird texture on skin it actually feels kinda cool on silicone

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    • LloydAsher
      3 years ago

      By feel do you mean when you pick it up or when you go balls deep?

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      • Wryladradofft
        3 years ago

        Both

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  • jethro
    3 years ago

    Have all of it surgically removed.

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  • CDmale4fem
    3 years ago

    You can always get a really dull knife and start cutting them off. If you start today you might have them off by sunday.

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  • jodi1955
    3 years ago

    i believe that your balls could of been made to be on the inside of your body and therefore there would be no hanging down. I dont buy the heat thing as what happens to that sperm with you make a deposit inside a woman, is it cool then??

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    I don't think there's much of anything you can do, but also... maybe you have ance on it? Watch some Dr Pimple Popper videos to relax.

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  • EnglishLad
    3 years ago

    I say you iron your nutsack. Please upload the video of you doing so to dailymotion too so we can all crease up laughing at your well deserved agony.

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    • Confused_Italian
      3 years ago

      that sounds like one of those corny public embarrassment episodes of kids cartoons that teaches the lesson of "don't upload videos of you on the internet or you will become the laughing stock of the whole school, including the f*cking teachers for some reason"

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  • Aethylfritha
    3 years ago

    i mean theyre not pretty but i dont look at them much, so...

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    Low key weirdest thing ever said

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    Use clothespins.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    Normal.

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