I hate my dog

I Have German Shepard Girl Dog. I've Had Her Sense She Was 6 Weeks Old. I Hate Her. I Have No Love For Her. She Chews Up EVERYTHING Of Mine. But, Not My Fiances. She'll Look At me And Piss Or Shit On The Floor. But, Acts Like An Angel Around My Fiancé. Try's Too Get On The Counters (Crazy i Know). She SHIT On My Couch The Day I got It. Wines, And Wines. Never Stops. Constantly Bites ME. I Can't get Rid Of Her Bc My Fiance Loves Her. Idk what To do.

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Comments ( 23 )
  • RoseIsabella

    I don't care about the thoughts and feelings of someone who doesn't follow the rules to proper capitalization to such an awful extent as you! I don't blame the poor dog for not liking you! You sound like an awful person, shame on you!

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    • Nickvey

      oh look the grammar police are out in force. no one give a shit.

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      • Actually, I give a shit. Not only does OP hate the dog, but this asswipe's punctuation is annoying.

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  • ANALRAPIST

    WTF is wrong with you, and no I didn't even read the post, too distracted by imagining the kind of dumb shit it takes to press shift at the front of every single word in a paragraph

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    • Zorak

      I will never understand why some people feel the need to capitalize each and every word like this.

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  • kwikbix

    Looks Like It That You're Just A Bad Person And Animals Aren't Good With Bad People Like The Ones That Capitalize Every Word

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  • PanzerkampfwagenVITiger

    Make it look like an accident:)

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    • Nickvey

      feed it a chocolate cake

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    • Nickvey

      now you are thinking

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  • Murun

    She's pissed off because you can't spell shepherd.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Hahaha... it's funny, because it's true!

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  • Boojum

    GeT RiD oF aLl YoUr StUfF, ThEn ShE wON't HavE aNYthINg To cHeW.

    oR yOU COulD gET rId oF YouR Fiancé aND tELl hIM tO TAke tHE DamN DOG wiTH hIM WheN He Goes.

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  • Wannadowhattomyface

    OK.. Your text style or just your "regular" writing is off putting...none the less,you asked for advise. I highly doubt the dog is doing anything it hadn't been allowed to do in the first place..know what your getting into prior to taking on a new dog breed.. A German Shepard MUST have a Job.. They are a working breed and left on their own to find one results in this type of behavior.. Try a doggy vest paired along with a couple walks everyday so she clearly has a on the job moment and off the job moment..vest on ..walk.. Vest off relax... Do long enough walks that she tires and is ready for time off... If you can't provide a job and real love then this is not the breed for you..

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    • Nickvey

      you sound like a dog NAZI. its an animal not a Jew. its going to piss and shit until it gets tortured , then if the applied voltage is correct it can type whole sentences to avoid death.

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      • No he's being realistic. Dogs are not people. They have been selectively bred for thousands of years for specific jobs and purposes. A German Shepherd is a hardcore working breed. They need constant exercise and training to keep them healthy and stable. And if you're going to be a troll, be an intelligent one at least.

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  • Ellenna

    If she's your dog, get rid of her to a home where she won't be hated. What's the point in having a dog you hate and obviously haven't bothered to train?

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  • Shyarella1998

    For One You Can Hate An Animal And NOT Abuse It. I'm The One That Takes Her On Walks, Takes Her To The Lake, Feeds Her, Waters Her, Gives Her Baths, Give Her Treats. I Do Everything's For Her. Y'all Can All Have Your Opinions. I Posted This For ADVICE Not Opinions.:) But, Thank You;)

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  • Nickvey

    im not a pet guy , never owned a fucking dog. I like humans so i had four. had to train them to shit and piss in a toilet bowl. i accomplished it. some can't , they have pets. i will go to my grave thinking they are fucking losers .

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  • wcmnyctvt

    If you really feel this way PLEASE surrender the dog to the local ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) where they won't charge you a fee and you won't have to answer any questions.

    Some people aren' t pet people and there is no shame in that - there is only shame if you continue to subject this animal to neglect and contempt. Find it in your heart to be generous and loving for the amount of time it takes to drive this dog to the ASPCA - PLEASE.

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  • littlered82

    I'd ask your fiance to choose between you and the dog. You'll find someone else, I promise.

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  • Kevinevan

    I'm pretty sure your dog is smarter than you are. She certainly has your number. If you were my professed owner I'd piss and shit all over the place too, just to piss you off.

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    • Shyarella1998

      You're Dumb. 😂 I Spoil The F*** Out Of That Dog.

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  • Nickvey

    take her on a 10 mile car ride , let her out. she knows the way home and will get hit by a car. problem solved. hey all you did wrong was let her out of the car. science did the rest. and if you think god will punish you think again , god demanded animal sacrifices in the bible. your girlfriend sensing your profound sorrow over the loss of the dog will give you pity sex , she might even swallow the whole load.

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