I hate how elevator doors are constantly being bullied

I am going to learn how the elevator in my apartment building works so I can disable the sensors in the doors. I don't think people should be able to stick their arms and legs between them or pull them apart easily, it's very rude.

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  • KholatKhult

    I think stepping all over rugs is rude to the rug.
    So I levitate everywhere now

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    • leggs91200

      Or what about people pissing and shitting in toilets?! That is disrespectful on a whole new level.

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  • Nikclaire

    Rig it to electrocute people who push the button even tho it's already lit, and someone is standing there waiting for it. I hate that.

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Man some of the posts today are sooo stupid

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  • Fugazi,again

    When I was a kid me and my mates would throw stink bombs into crowded elevators just as the doors were closing

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      I used to just do silent farts in crowded elevators. My gas is horrendous, so it did its job. XD

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      • leggs91200

        I know you are pulling our legs. You have some nerve to tell such a tall tale. I mean... I mean... I MEEEEAAAANNNN...
        Women do NOT fart!

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        • raisinbran

          Oh, but they do. They're usually silent and deadly.

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          I wish I couldn't fart. My gas is terrible. Lol

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          • leggs91200

            I think Clunk42 would enjoy it. Word out there is he likes farts.

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  • JustAHuman

    It's a safety feature. You can't disable that.

    However, you know how the elevator makes a buzzing noise if you hold the doors open too long? How about if someone sticks their arms in, it make a noise as loud as a train horn?

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