I had a dream i was sleeping with trump, iin?

I'm male And I'm straight as well I dreamed I slept with trump at a movie theater and no one knew we did it there.weird right.

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  • Fucking nightmare! That’s the ONE guy I would NEVER fuck!

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    • MrsEdGein

      Same here and that comb over from hell of his is annoying to look at too.

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  • CountessDouche

    You spelled "horrible fucking nightmare" wrong.

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    • Lol I'm male

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    My boyfriend mumbles in his sleep and he mumbled something weird. He was all : "Bad Donald Trump! You're going to remain a poodle until you act like a professional!" Then I heard him say two minutes later: "No! Don't shit on the carpet!" I can only determine that he dreamt that Trump got turned into a poodle. Lol

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  • LloydAsher

    Dreams are weird.

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  • dimwitted

    ewwww!!!

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Your not straight there mate! On a side note what the fuck is your problem? Liking Trump, or any politician for that matter, that you have met enough to dream of sleeping with them is weird as shit.

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    • RoseIsabella

      HAHAHA!

      People have much worse dreams than that all the time, and you don't have to be bi, gay, or Republican to have such dreams.

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Yes I made Rose laugh! Some people do have worse dreams I'm sure, but it can't be that many. What worse dreams are there than a straight guy dreaming of sleeping with trump? I'm a straight guy and I haven't had anything I would consider that bad, but other people may be different.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Oh, there's worse, there's much worse.

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          • Doesnormalmatter

            Like what? I mean I've had dreams about dying, being eaten by a shark, falling off a cliff ect. But for a dream, I would say that's not as bad as me as a straight guy sleeping with trump. Obviously if I had to choose one to do in real life, I would rather sleep with trump because I still live. But for a dream? If I had this guys dream I would probably get therapy or something like WTF? And what if trump forced me to eat his dick cheese like that one post? Wow, that thought will haunt me....

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            • RoseIsabella

              Well, it probably depends on your perspective, and frame of reference. I know of a person who had a dream of pegged by their mom, and for most people that would be worse than the gay Trump dream.

              I had a dream where I met Freddy Krueger, and he wasn't that scary. He mostly turned out to be kind of a douchebag. My dreams are mostly about anticlimactic disappointments, and awkwardness.

              I did used to have lots of recurring dreams of losing my teeth, as well as lots of dreams about flying.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    fuck no it aint fuckin normal

    fuckswrongwichoo?

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  • Bazinga

    How big was his cock?

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    • Cocogravybuns2

      Small

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      • Bazinga

        Small cock, big ego. That's what I have always thought.

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  • SalivaJuice

    What the hell is wrong with you, Trump is hot

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  • TenFootDick

    What an absolute NIGHTMARE, definitely not normal. Probably symbolizes something though.

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  • chuy

    😱😵

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  • p0tat0salad

    Did you like it? If so, yeah, sorry man but that's weird as fuck

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  • raisinbran

    Very disturbing thought, thank you.

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  • SwickDinging

    How was he?

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    • Cocogravybuns2

      small.like tiny

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  • CozmoWank

    Wow. Last night I dreamt I was dating Jenna Bush. The odd thing is I don't often think of Jenna Bush. Like where did that even come from? It was so out of left field.

    Although, I'd have to say my dream was better than yours with Trump. Unless, of course, you enjoyed sex with Trump.

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    • Cocogravybuns2

      i didn't

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  • Mrown

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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