I legit call goobler, joe goebbels as a joke sometimes (not in mixed company OF COURSE) because she's black and retarded and she'd be gassed super fast, but she also has a superiority complex against toy mice & wants to exterminate them all
i was away for a few months last summer and came home in september
when i got home it was clear that my yard had become a wild turkey haven
there was feathers everywhere theyd show up struttin outta the woods 10x a day and you couldnt have a daynap in the deckchair from all the gobblin in the woods
I got a kitty
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chairman meow
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Heil kitler
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benito meowssolini
kitti amin
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I legit call goobler, joe goebbels as a joke sometimes (not in mixed company OF COURSE) because she's black and retarded and she'd be gassed super fast, but she also has a superiority complex against toy mice & wants to exterminate them all
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also i always wanted a turkey i could name josef gobbles
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Joe gobbles is now my favorite turkey name. You've suddenly awakened my need for a pet turkey with a hideously offensive name.
Well I'm off to the turkey store...or no, the woods...there's free turkeys in there, I'm sure of it. I like a discount.
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i was away for a few months last summer and came home in september
when i got home it was clear that my yard had become a wild turkey haven
there was feathers everywhere theyd show up struttin outta the woods 10x a day and you couldnt have a daynap in the deckchair from all the gobblin in the woods
thank goodness the dingo put a quick end to that