OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS! THE CAT IS HERE!!! I'm so incredibly excited; not even joking. I was so invested in this little bugger getting to your apartment. He's gonna make your hard times less hard. & I still remember the relaxing purr hz.
Hmmmmmm I only specialize in retarded, humorous cat names, but you seem to be erring on the serious end.
I found this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_one-eyed_creatures_in_mythology_and_fiction
It even has some spiritual stuff and mythology stuff and also video games and japanese comics. I think those are some of your interests. I kinda like Moody Alabaster
Oh and then there's the oned eyed philosophers: Timon of Philus (timon is cute). Parmenides (you could call him PURRmenides).
I would just name him Mr. Wonkeye, or onebigeyeonesmalleye, or Capt Jack, or ONE EYED WILLIE (from the goonies)
Anyways YAY. I hope he loves pen snake forever. That cat is in for some happy times.
Okay, so, I'm lying in bed and he's on top of the blanket on my legs purring like non stop and cuddling so hardcore. It's like a fountain of dopamine
It would be so much fun calling him Mad Eye Moody, just gotta keep them lacewing flies locked up 🦟🔐
I could call him Jack Sparrow, he has these like slow, careful, controlled ambulatory moves, kinda like Jack's drunk walk
I wanna get him bulked up a little, he looks a little too lean. I'm thinking about getting some like gourmet wet food from the pet store, that should be nice on his teeth too. He has gingivitis, I need to find a vet for him soon.
What other names ya got? I wanna see if you can tempt me out of Mergoat~
Dry food is what you want if the kitty has gingivitis, not wet food. That's bad for the kitty chomps. Wet food should really be a treat, but I give my cat as much as she wants lol
& cats tend to get dehydrated if you keep the water and the food in the same place. In the wild, they refuse water near food because it's contaminated with their kills (serious wild cat shit).
If you want mer-goat do it!!!! He's your man. I'm a capricorn who's obsessed with the sea, so I getcha. Omg maybe I'm your cat posting online...
My cat is named goobler. Not the turkey noise, long o, like the actor from criminal minds
I legit call goobler, joe goebbels as a joke sometimes (not in mixed company OF COURSE) because she's black and retarded and she'd be gassed super fast, but she also has a superiority complex against toy mice & wants to exterminate them all
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OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS! THE CAT IS HERE!!! I'm so incredibly excited; not even joking. I was so invested in this little bugger getting to your apartment. He's gonna make your hard times less hard. & I still remember the relaxing purr hz.
Hmmmmmm I only specialize in retarded, humorous cat names, but you seem to be erring on the serious end.
I found this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_one-eyed_creatures_in_mythology_and_fiction
It even has some spiritual stuff and mythology stuff and also video games and japanese comics. I think those are some of your interests. I kinda like Moody Alabaster
Oh and then there's the oned eyed philosophers: Timon of Philus (timon is cute). Parmenides (you could call him PURRmenides).
I would just name him Mr. Wonkeye, or onebigeyeonesmalleye, or Capt Jack, or ONE EYED WILLIE (from the goonies)
Anyways YAY. I hope he loves pen snake forever. That cat is in for some happy times.
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Okay, so, I'm lying in bed and he's on top of the blanket on my legs purring like non stop and cuddling so hardcore. It's like a fountain of dopamine
It would be so much fun calling him Mad Eye Moody, just gotta keep them lacewing flies locked up 🦟🔐
I could call him Jack Sparrow, he has these like slow, careful, controlled ambulatory moves, kinda like Jack's drunk walk
I wanna get him bulked up a little, he looks a little too lean. I'm thinking about getting some like gourmet wet food from the pet store, that should be nice on his teeth too. He has gingivitis, I need to find a vet for him soon.
What other names ya got? I wanna see if you can tempt me out of Mergoat~
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Also get a vet plan. They have monthly payment plans at big vet clinics. Like $10 a month, but it covers dental/vax/emerge. It's always worth it.
Idk my cat names are always retard shit
I'd name it no good monocle or my minion. This is really a lost cause here, but you got purr legs, that's the most important thing
Dry food is what you want if the kitty has gingivitis, not wet food. That's bad for the kitty chomps. Wet food should really be a treat, but I give my cat as much as she wants lol
& cats tend to get dehydrated if you keep the water and the food in the same place. In the wild, they refuse water near food because it's contaminated with their kills (serious wild cat shit).
If you want mer-goat do it!!!! He's your man. I'm a capricorn who's obsessed with the sea, so I getcha. Omg maybe I'm your cat posting online...
My cat is named goobler. Not the turkey noise, long o, like the actor from criminal minds
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Heil kitler
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benito meowssolini
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I legit call goobler, joe goebbels as a joke sometimes (not in mixed company OF COURSE) because she's black and retarded and she'd be gassed super fast, but she also has a superiority complex against toy mice & wants to exterminate them all