I get sick of bodily functions iin?

Sleeping is a blessing. So is eating. How dare you not appreciate sleeping!

Dag nabbit, in the shitter again.

I enjoy all those, specially takin a shit. Love a juicy turd squeezing out of my asshole.

I never not partake in my routine hygiene rituals, especially the meticulous flossing.

Buuutz, they're so endless. Repeat. Repeat.

A Sisyphean ordeal.

Push rock up hill. Again. Push rock up hill. Again.

Are you crazy?
Taking a leak is one of the most satisfying things a man can do. Especially after drinking lots of beer.

Peeing when you haven't urinated in a very long time is very satisfying. Having a dump is satisfying, unless it gives you difficulty.... You need how to learn to appreciate these finer things in life. Try making toilet time fun.

Take a vacation in France! You pee in the street start your day with red wine eat less but only the best, think of nothing but how to reproduce. They call it Savoir Vivre! meaning knowing how to live.
Pity they have such a weird language.

If everything makes you feel like this it sounds like maybe lethargy, maybe depression. Otherwise maybe its just a hassle?

Sometimes I feel like, whoever designed us humans, could have done a bit better when it comes to that shit(literally)

Op, is there anything bodily fluid related that you enjoy? Diarrhoea? Ejaculation? Crying? Bleeding? Shooting water out of your vagina? Sweating? Sneezing? Coughing up blood?

I'm doing the Master Cleanse and you should really try the salt water flush.
>:-D

I will make sure to skip my next meal so I can come and cuddle you with a growling stomach. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.