I fucking hate vegetables

You're doing it wrong, man.

I could give you a bunch of recipes that will make you crave veggies: spicy, creamy curries, dressings and dipping sauces that you practically want to drink, but I won't...since you hate veggies.

There are ways of "hiding" veggies in your food. You learn this shot when you think about cooking for kids.

First off- when you're eating any kind of flavorful soup or sauce, it will disguise somewhat mild taste of vegetables, so you can add cooked puréed veggies without changing the taste of anything, but adding a ton of nutritional content. It works great with marinara sauce.

You can also bake with veggies. You can add zucchini to breads, muffins and even cupcakes. You can't taste the difference at all, and the water content helps keep baked goods moist.

You can add shredded veggies to hamburgers and meatloaf. Again, they don't effect the flavor, but they help keep the meat moist and juicy.

Also...pickling. I love to pickle veggies- they go from tasting like dirt to that crunchy, crisp, vinegary, delicious taste of regular pickles, but with the spicy kick of a radish or the earthy taste of a beet. Pickling is super easy- you should be able to find a recipe online. Give me a pork sammich with pickled radishes, pickled carrots, spicy Thai mayo, and fresh cilantro, and I'll be a happy cunt.

If you're just eating steamed broccoli, it's no wonder you fucking hate vegetables.