I find plants sexually attractive.

What the hell did I read?

Dont know bout you guys but id leave the thorns on ;) ;)

It sounds pretty... unique, that's for sure. My brain is going "wtf" but my body is aroused.

If this isn't a joke as you say, while maybe not being "normal", I believe that it isn't "bad". I personally have some strange interests, and as long as you don't let this bring harm to yourself, your life, and the people around you than it should be fine.
To be honest the thought has crossed my mind a few times. I mean, my username is chloroplast… never mind. Our society has a bad habit of shunning sexual interests that are not mainstream, when they really aren't that bad. Hopefully this will help. ^^

How did this get approved and my screaming meat fetish didn't? Any way good for you

i guess i could see someone getting aroused by a cactus cause it vaguely looks like a penis, but actually being arousd by the plant for being a plant, i dunno, but ok, whatever floats your boat mam.

You aren't the only one. There were others on this site that posted stories about this. There's an official term for it:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia)

Alternatively, you can just type "sexual attraction to plants" in your search engine and many things will come up. There are also some plant related Greek Myths that you may enjoy.

I'm not entirely sure on the normality of this. While, I have been able to find aesthetic beauty in plants, I can't say that I've ever been sexually aroused by them.

Don't know what to say about that... what's wrong with a cucumber?

Venus flytrap lookin lots like a pussy

Don't we all?

I have a cactus at home... Mmhhhm...

Either you are a troll or you are a rare pervert...It is not normal, of course. All the same, you should know it is not normal, why ask here? Anyway, we can accept your perversion

This is kind of the hottest thing I have ever read on this website. But seriously, I think you're killing the plants in the process of masturbating. Unless that was your intention

They are kind of phallic shaped I guess, so instead of possibly giving yourself an infection, why not just get a dildo and imagine plants while you masturbate? Would be safer at least. Just an idea.

That's kinda arousing coming from a girl....jk lol

banana?

Cacti have slimy gooey sticky wet sap that is irresistible. Turns me on every time. I like naming them too. The sexiest cactus I ever bought was a barrel cactus that I named Kathy Griffin cuz it was wrinkly and causes people pain when they touch it

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echinopsis_lageniformis

http://www.cactus-art.biz/schede/TRICHOCEREUS/Trichocereus_bridgesii/Trichocereus_bridgesii_mostruosa_B/Trichocereus_inemis_mostruosus_inemis_B_penis_cactus.htm

I'm getting a Poison Ivy vibe from you. Honestly I don't think this is normal at all. But whatever makes you happy I guess, just be careful to scrape off all the thorns from the cactus.