I find it a lot of fun cheating on my wife.

wow you dumbfuck life is so ironic that she more than likely also has a side fuck who she is sleeping with

May you both spread your STD's- Ghonorrhea's, Chlamydias, Syphylis, Herpes to each other. Spread them legs wide and open

May the oozing white pus drain from those painful blisters from your filthy, second handed genitalia

Oh also this would be a good bedtime story to your future daughter, while she is fucked in her butthole by a stranger who is also cheating on her