I find it a lot of fun cheating on my wife.

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This has got to be normal. I am having so much fun cheating on my wife. Most married guys have just got to be doing it too. I just find fucking the brains out of my side woman and then going home to my wife, freshly showered, and then a little later after being home fucking the brains out of her to be a blast. The cuddling, the I love yous and the thinking she is "the only one" I find hilarious! I'm even flirting with still another women to see if I can bag another one to cheat on her with. Even thinking about this cracks me up! All this cheating fun has got to be normal. Right guys?

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  • Gummy_Jr2
    7 years ago | pl

    Wow I hope she finds out you're doing this and hits you with a folding chair.

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      Hahaha!
      >:-D
      I like how you specifically referenced a folding chair!
      ☆☆☆

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      • Gummy_Jr2
        7 years ago

        its a chair suitable enough for striking someone!

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        • RoseIsabella
          7 years ago

          ... then when you're done beating a two timing man-whore the chair can be unfolded so you can rest, and enjoy an ice cold beer! Woo-hoo!
          ;-)
          ☆♡☆♡

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          • Gummy_Jr2
            7 years ago

            Beer and chicken ;)

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            • RoseIsabella
              7 years ago

              Awe yeah, baby!

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  • sandnigga
    7 years ago

    If your dick got chopped off I dont know if I would feel sorry for you

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    • Mytwin295
      7 years ago

      Chop the D! Chop the D! >:)

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      • sandnigga
        7 years ago

        yup no doubt haha

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      It would probably quite hilarious.

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      • mokuton
        7 years ago

        cheating is pretty fun. If i could i'd live a life like this. But i dont want to risk my gf finding out.

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        • RoseIsabella
          7 years ago

          Why don't you want to risk her finding out? Of what are you afraid?

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          • mokuton
            7 years ago

            Because i love her and don't want to break up with her as she would be crushed if she were ever to find out. Is there another reason?

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            • RoseIsabella
              7 years ago

              That's the BEST reason! So don't ever entertain ideas of cheating on her, banish those thoughts from your mind. Recognize that cheating is always wrong! Don't waste your time being envious of OP's so called life, because he's just a stupid troll. Cheating is not fun or enviable, because it destroys lives!

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        • RoseIsabella
          7 years ago

          I think grammar and punctuation are fun.

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          • sandnigga
            7 years ago

            haha

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          • mokuton
            7 years ago

            Yes but English is my second language so a grammar mistake here and there is not a problem.

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      • sandnigga
        7 years ago

        haha, put that on youtube XD

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        • RoseIsabella
          7 years ago

          Haha!
          ... would probably be hilarious!

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          • sandnigga
            7 years ago

            lol maybe after his dick got chopped off, his ass would get spanked into a pool of water XD haha

            with the narrator going, "wah wah wahhhh"

            lolol

            yea itd be funny, but i dont know about the blood lol

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  • Shiny_Down
    7 years ago

    Pretty sure this is a troll post. Sentence structure and tone.

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  • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
    7 years ago

    Okay catch me up - why is everyone hating on I Miss Mary?

    I hope they reunite and live happily ever after you heartless pack of cynical bastards.

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    • IMissMary
      7 years ago

      Jealously

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      • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
        7 years ago

        I think so.

        Why aren't you with Mary? Why miss and no match? I may have missed this info.

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        • IMissMary
          7 years ago

          http://m.isitnormal.com/story/long-lost-love-88601/

          Here is a link to my original post it has a lot of background info

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          • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
            7 years ago

            Interesting situation. I embarked on a spiritual journey last year. Surprised to learn when two soul mates connect a spiritual awakening can occur and be so strong as to alter each other for the rest of your lives. You simply cannot live or love in the ordinary way knowing that person, your true counterbalance is 'out there'. Why do you not track Mary down and continue your story together?

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            • IMissMary
              7 years ago

              Of course as hindsight is 20/20 I can clearly see how lif circumstances set me up for the challenge of making a big decision to be with my twin flame. One event have me the choice of going down the road of standing up for what i wanted and myself even if it meant fighting -or- going down the road of a coward basically. The decision to choose that path was given to me when i was 7, I was scared to fight them and held on to that fear throughout my young adult life. It was not until I met a helper spirit that I grew and ended up divorcing my first wife.

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            • IMissMary
              7 years ago

              Also I have learned that as we go through life we come to forks in the road where life changing events happen. These events lead people on totally different paths and changes the course of their life. They are also marked by making a major decision, she made hers and left the person she was with but I wimped out and stayed married. She held on for 13 years waiting for me but sadly I didn't have the balls to make the right choice. So now my path is far away from my twin flame and I am locked into my current path.... Meaning I am happily married to another women, although not my twin flame, but we are happy

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            • IMissMary
              7 years ago

              I went on the same spiritual journey and understand about twin flames, which I really think she is my twin flame

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        • IMissMary
          7 years ago

          Like I was saying in my other post both me and Mary were with other people when we met.i was married and she was not. We met by total chance/fate.... One day i decided to slip out of work to go to the store and just get away for a minute. I drove down the street and saw Mary walking in to her job. Our eyes met as I drove past and it was instant attraction, like love at first sight. I turn around and we talked then exchanged numbers. My head was spinning and she was all I could think about. I went back to work and called her. We met the next day at lunch time, I pulled up and she came out to my car, we hugged then we just held each other for the whole hour... This was just day two.

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  • yellow.
    7 years ago

    This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, and the last little piggy...got chopped off by gardening shears, weeewee weeeweee!

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  • Asseater69
    7 years ago

    You're a dick, who doesn't like let alone love your wife.

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  • Tiffany2012
    7 years ago

    I think both men and women cheat a lot these days, so it is considered normal now.

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  • needforlust35
    7 years ago

    Let's meet up and you can Fuck me ,you sound like a dirty animal gagging for wet pussy and I need cock x

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  • imhop
    7 years ago

    Cheating may be a normal vent for sexual release, but that doesnt make it fair or moral. Ill admit to doing it myself on long times away from home, and a lot of single or divorced women make a second income taking advantage of the male need and desire for sex, (if you know what i mean), and i guess thats better than someones wife, but its still cheating.

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  • bklyn_40
    7 years ago

    Goes two ways dude. I almost was with you until you said "I find hilarious." How much do you NOT respect your wife?

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  • Ass_gas
    7 years ago

    I am not so sure there, Zombs. Actions talk. Hopeful intentions of the heart can be overruled by a prudent brain.

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      I certainly hope so.

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  • IMissMary
    7 years ago

    Just one more note.

    The term "cheating" is really not appropriate for someone who is just seeking to satisfy a natural human desire. It's wrong to fault someone for fulfilling their natural human needs. In most cases the so called victim needs to step up and satisfy their partner.

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  • mokuton
    7 years ago

    This is something i want to do. Cheat on my gf and never have her find out. Sounds fun although it a troll post. Bro thank you.

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  • Barracuda
    7 years ago

    wow you dumbfuck life is so ironic that she more than likely also has a side fuck who she is sleeping with

    May you both spread your STD's- Ghonorrhea's, Chlamydias, Syphylis, Herpes to each other. Spread them legs wide and open

    May the oozing white pus drain from those painful blisters from your filthy, second handed genitalia

    Oh also this would be a good bedtime story to your future daughter, while she is fucked in her butthole by a stranger who is also cheating on her

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    • Duderanch
      7 years ago

      Way to rise above it!

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      • Barracuda
        7 years ago

        Indeed

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  • IMissMary
    7 years ago

    While this is likely a troll post many men do cheat and have no guilt about it, I was one of those men. The first time I felt a lot of guilt and actually couldn't even get hard. But once i met Mary all that changed, I was sprung and hooked. At the time both of us were cheating on our mates but only Mary had the guts to dump hers, I regret not doing the same.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      You had me going there in that story of yours. So what happened? Did Mary dump you? Forget it. Sounds much too trollish to be true. Anyway, back to me. Why would you say, "this is likely to be a troll?" Aha! It IS a troll! So that means YOU, yes, YOU with all of this I Miss Mary bullshit you've been feeding us all these months is nothing but a bunch of total BULLSHIT! Aha! BUSTED! Sorry for trolling but I've been trying to put the cuffs on this major troll for months. Got him. Finally. Life is good.

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      • IMissMary
        7 years ago

        Since nobody seems interested in your BS troll post, my Mary is now the topic.

        Real life is much more interesting than your stupid fantasy

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      • IMissMary
        7 years ago

        Since you seem so interested in my Mary, I'll repost some info about her.

        Is it normal to still hold a flame of sorts for someone you broke up with more than 15 years ago?

        When I was in my early 20's I met someone while I was married and we carried on a love affair for about 10 years.
        During that time she would date loosely different guys seeing that I was married she had that freedom but we still
        loved each other. There were times when she was out with some other guy and I would come over just out of the
        blue and her sister would call her, she would immediately leave her date to be with me. After about 4 years into
        our affair I felt bad and tried to end it, but she still called me everyday for a solid year just to hear my voice on the
        answering machine and hope that i may accept her call. Finally I gave in and we continued right were we left off,
        still as deeply in love as before. Finally after about 9 years I broke her heart for the last time and our hearts parted ways
        although we would sometimes see each other the flame was gone. Finally after year 10 we just faded apart and went
        out separate ways. That was about 15 years ago and truth be told I still lover her and probably always will, I often wonder
        what it would have been like if I had that guts I should have had then to leave my 'then' wife to be with her. After we
        parted ways I finally divorced my wife and found someone else, but I still wonder, dream and think of her.

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        • CountessDouche
          7 years ago

          Don't you have that disease that makes you grow giant tits? Like E cups?

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        • bigfatdick2
          7 years ago

          Hi Mary here, I so glad to here that you miss me so much and still have feelings of love for me! It makes my heart go thumpity thump!

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        • yellow.
          7 years ago

          How did your wife not find out about someone who called you regularly and who you saw regularly? And did it not feel wrong to lie to her and carry on a lie like that for any amount of time?

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          • IMissMary
            7 years ago

            At first I actually got busted. My wifes sister saw me over Mary's house and told my wife. Then one day my wife drove by and saw me with Mary BBQ'ing in her backyard. She didn't get out but just drove away. Of course when I got home all hell broke loose, and I did the "I'll never see her again" thing. But I went back. From that point on I just said I was going out or I saw her on Sundays when the wife was in church, or even during work hours [I'd take the day off or get off early and see Mary]. Years went by and I stood my ground saying I can spend my time with who ever I wanted too....

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            • yellow.
              7 years ago

              Why did you even get married if you felt that way? Did you love your wife at all?

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        • TrashcanMan
          7 years ago

          All these tears I got in my eyes now are a bitch. Oh I'm not crying over this added troll post of yours-that came from that soap opera, All my Children didn't it? Yeah one of those old episodes. Back when Kelly Ripa was on that show. No, these tears come from the fact that my wife is chopping up a whole onion on a chopping board near me. I got to say dude. You sure are working mighty hard with all of these added troll posts. I realize it's about denial but nobody believes a fucking word you post now. Face it. It's over dude. Got to run. Those burgers are starting to cook up and smell real good now that she added those onions. Want to get a couple of cold ones out the fridge. Um, bye.

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      • IMissMary
        7 years ago

        LMAO!!!

        Wow you got me!

        I don't know how but you did it, after so many months of trying too.

        Who knew, all you had to do was write BULLSHIT and BUSTED and troll to do it....wow, LMAO. So funny.

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      • IMissMary
        7 years ago

        Not a story but a true life event.

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