I finally know my gender pronouns

I identify as 'human' and would like to be referred to only by YOU/YOU and I/ME. That means no one is ever allowed to talk ABOUT me only TO me. It also means I get to talk about myself but that I don't get to refer to said self in the third person, which is lame anyway. If one must absolutely speak of me they shall use my full proper name. So is it normal?

Is It Normal?
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  • I identify as a cat! My pronouns are "here kitty/tut tut tut" you must scratch my ears and only if I trust you will you get to rUb My BeLlY

    Also I will only talk in Meowy unless it suits me otherwise and if you don't play along, I mean respect me, then you're Hitler

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  • my pronouns are hee/hee

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  • My pronouns are ‘he’, not ‘him’…. Because I’ll never be him…. ✌🏻😔

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  • I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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  • I identify as a potato

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    • All I kept saying in my head is “I’m a potatooooo”

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      • All I kept saying in my head is “I’m Mr and Mrs Potato head”

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  • I identify you as a bag of dicks

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  • Yes, but you do realize that you are powerless over whether, or not people talk about you behind your back, right?

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  • I identify as someone who is tired of fake genders

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  • I identify as a world champion boxer. If you dont take my autograph you're a bigot

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