I finally am an all-australian girl

In the mornings, I eat Vegemite with my heavily buttered toast! I ate Cheese & Vegemite Shapes before I tried the real thing. It was a wise decision in my life, those crackers are so yum!

I've also eaten different flavours of Shapes - Fried Chicken, Savoury, and plain Chicken. And I did not need to salt them with my Original Chicken Chippy flavoured Anchor salt!

I also ate yummy ANZAC cookies on April 25th - 5 days ago? - and other days as well (cheat days!) They are really good! I'd be so happy to get them if I'd been a soldier in the battlefield back then. It would've been the highlight of my day, for sure.

Currently, I drink Lemon-Lime-Bitters, such as Bundaberg and Schweppes brands. I really prefer the Bundas and I don't know how I feel about the Cascade brand yet (I'll update you all when I know).

Also, just like every Australian kid, I am a Weet-Bix kid. When they ask on the box "How many do you do?" I always answer "TWO!" I love brekkie! I feel dirty when I have to answer that, though. It sounds like innuendo I'd never use myself and I can only hope Aussie kids only do two or less as well.

I am still just looking at these "Cadbury Australia" Cherry Ripe choc bars and worried I might like them too much and not have them anymore. Hence, I cannot appraise them yet.

I might also be a Byron Bay Cookies and Tucker's Crackers consumer one day, except I haven't actually consumed them yet. I'm saving them for my beegan wedding!

Yes, I will marry you, Hans! 100 times YES!  ♡

Lather me with honey, love!

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  • CountessDouche

    The complete Aussie dandy beegan JOCKJAMS wedding starter package has arrived. Thank you for your 200 monthly paymemts of 19.99 hours of friendship, avoidocado "doo doo" [sp. adjusted to protect the innocent] tales, and japanglish translations. We apologize for the 2.5 year waiting period, but hope you are satisfied with the final product.

    Congratulations on behalf of me, personally, for being the recipient of something I put no effort towards!!!

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    • dude_Jones

      Yes Countess, me bro, I can see cultural assimilation is thankfully taking hold for you, as it did for me while on an 18 month engineering work assignment in Canberra long ago.

      Just one thing love. Yanks call them cookies. The proper term is “biscuits”. Least ways, no worries. Enjoy those lamb grillers soaked in rosemary apple juice on the Barbie, and all the best.

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      • They are in fact "Byron Bay Cookies". How long ago were those 18 months you love to boast about like it's the apex of your life?

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        • dude_Jones

          It WAS the apex of my life. Even though it was back in the 20th century, I’ll never forget how wonderful the country was, and how friendly the people were.

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  • Tommythecaty

    This my land dumb dawg

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  • Vvaas

    this my land dumb dawg

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD

    I thought this was a Hans post for a second so mission accomplished I guess.

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    • Millie_the_evil_saint

      who is Hans?

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