I feel satan surging through my veins

This usually happens when I'm getting ready for bed, at 6:66 am. I was born on June 6, 1966, making my birthday 6/6/66. I feel an emotional connection to satan himself and sometimes feel I am satan. I once sacrificed a cockroach to satan and have made many other sacrifices in the name of satan. I was born in Texas and go to the Vandalized Greater Church of Lucifer and am very committed to satan. Let me explain... When I say that "I feel him in my veins and in my ass," I mean that my blood turns black and thick and I cry a tar-like substance. My semen is a dark red liquid. My face begins to burn and I feel a little high. I haven't been high since the 70s! Ha! Jokes on satan!