I farted and it sounded like glass mugs and wood clashing together

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It was really loud,dry and rough. I felt the chair vibrate. The noise almost filled the room.

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  • Jennifer21
    4 years ago

    It’s your marble brains clashing with that baseball bat you have stuck up your ass!

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  • Boogienights
    4 years ago

    If you shave your ass pubes off its even louder and sounds more like a wet flubber. You should try it. Its fun.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    4 years ago

    Eat more fiber.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Well, good for you!

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Hmmmm nice....?

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  • woahtherepardner
    4 years ago

    Congratulations on the world's loudest fart. I think World Guinness Records is coming over to write that down right about now.

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  • cupcake_wants
    4 years ago

    lol um, ok. Is this the first time this has ever happened to you? What did you eat?

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