I eat sand

And I treat the beach as a toilet, enjoy.

My teeth hurt just thinking of this

Stop eating sand. You are going to hurt your digestive system and probably go to the doctor/hospital.

Natural selection.

Yo momma so old that yo daddy eats sand too!

Its normal if it's in small, unharmful quantities. Sand is pretty good.

Normal only if you possess a gizzard in your digestive system.

I don't like sand... it's rough, coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I just had a memory of being a little kid eating a sandwich at the beach.

It also cleans your teeth and gets rid of enamel buildup.

It would be normal if you are extremely poor.

it helps polish your intestines smooth

Sometimes when I’m at the beach I’ll eat sand too.

It's a condition called pica. It's classified as an eating disorder and there are lots of websites that tell you how to get help if you want it. So not really normal as such but it's something that some people do.

I did that as a toddler but its gross now

My toddler eats it too

i eat ice

No you dont