I don't like the song love in an elevator

An elevator is a terrible place to have sex with somebody. The only way you'd be in the elevator long enough is if youre going to the top of a skyscraper and the odds of somebody stopping the elevator to get on are higher the more floors you're going up.

That and they wrote and recorded an entire song about a terrible option for a place to have sex without really going into any of the logistics to make it work. Only thing I can think is you could hit the emergency stop button but you'll be stuck in the elevator for a couple hours after the sex waiting for somebody to come get you out. And that doesn't even apply because he states multiple times that he's "living it up while im going down" meaning the elevator is descending floors and not stopped in one spot. At that point if you're in a big enough building to have an elevator shaft that tall why wouldn't you just find a closet or bathroom?

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