I don't like chinese people!

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  • 20 Western Terms
    With Equivalent Chinese Meanings
    (from an American living in China for almost a decade)

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    To preempt protest, I don't care much for the Chinese government or their Constitution but I love most of the Chinese people. (And their food!!) Yes, some can be extremely rude and ill mannered, and I don't mind speaking my mind to those few, but most, I believe, are perhaps the friendliest and most thoughtful people on eaarth. As a matter of fact, I love them so much, I married one and she is an absolute dream!
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    Now for my 20 Western Terms
    With Equivalent Chinese Meanings...

    1. Pretty Street Decor:
    Street signs, Traffic Lights and Crosswalks

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    2. Speed bump:
    Pedestrian

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    3. Hazmat Suit:
    Recommended attire

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    4. Claim to fame:
    Largest environmental disaster
    on earth

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    5. Movie tag line:
    "Ahhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrggggggg!!!"

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    6. Screaming match:
    A normal conversation

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    7. SlipNSlide:
    The sensation experienced walking down sidewalks

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    8. Fish in a barrel:
    A baby being held over a trash can to defecate

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    9. Store Greeter:
    Someone just outside the entrance
    urinating

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    10. Fire in the hole!:
    A toilet flush with the floor

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    11. Aircut:
    A new activity necessary to walk forward in Beijing

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    12. UFO:
    An acronym assigned to the odor of public restrooms.
    (Urine, Feces and Others)

    "Do ya smell that UFO, man?"

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    13. Chinese film:
    Slimy residue that forms overnight on freshly washed dishes

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    14. Indoor Camping:
    The sensation of living in most apartments

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    15. Frappé:
    Leftovers

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    16. Patty-Cake:
    How Chinese men fight

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    17. Happiness go beautiful yes.:
    A complete sentence

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    18. Challah Bread:
    President Xi Jinping's doppelganger

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    19. 3 days:
    The Christmas Season
    (1 day to put the tree up
    1 day to look at the tree
    1 day to take the tree down)

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    20. Orderly:
    Doctor

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