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Coffin dodgers make me sick. They wind me up to the point i'd gladly break their hip just for shits & giggles heres why........
* They fucking stink
* They Moan
* They think the world revolves around them
* 75% of them are now serving prison sentences for historical child abuse cases
* All they do is shit/piss all over
* They cause 55% fatal road accidents
* They're dememted
* They oxygen theives
need i say anymore?
I HATE COFFIN DODGERS.........SO SUE ME!
I Detest Coconuts
Coconuts make me sick. They wind me up to the point I'd gladly toss them on the hard pavement just for shits and giggles.
Here's why:
* They taste bad
* There's over 60 different fucking species of these shits
* They don't know if they're a fruit, nut or vegetable
* Nobody knows exactly how this demon fruit came to existence and from what country
* All they do is sit on their asses taking a whole year to become edible
* In 1833, four people died from falling coconuts on the island of Ceylon
* They're covered in hair and are in desperate need of some shaving, manscaping, or whatever the hell it's called
* They steal your credit card information, use those cards to buy Walmart giftcards, use those Walmart giftcards to buy poorly manufactured items that they sell on eBay for THREE TIMES the price!!!!!
Need I say anymore?
I HATE COCONUTS.........SO SUE ME!
I wouldn't be surprised if OP is just as youth obsessed once they hit that mark. I don't know where OP is from, but in my country's society, there's such an extreme obsession with maintaining youth, that it's become creepy. These people don't want to age gracefully, they see no beauty in it. They'll do anything to maintain their youthful looks. It's very sad.
"* They fucking stink
* They Moan
* They think the world revolves around them...
...* They're dememted
* They oxygen theives"
If you haven't noticed, a lot of fucking people do that, most of them aren't even over 50.
"* All they do is shit/piss all over" Again, a lot of younger people do that too, and only the old people who can't control their bowls do that, most don't.
"75% of them are now serving prison sentences for historical child abuse cases" What are you even talking about?
"* They oxygen theives" Really? Do you really think the world is going to run out of air anytime soon? Have you ever been in a room with an old person and you started dieing because there was no air?
That is not very reasonable. I will guess you know a couple mean old people who have made you stereotype all of them, which is what usually causes hatred to a group of people. I do not know where you got your stats either, but they seem made up. Some of the more plesant people I have met have been old people.
Well aren't you the little charmer?
Compassion thy name is .....OP.
Like a few other people have pointed out to your obviously limited intelligence, all these things you've applied to "coffin dodgers" apply to a lot of people under the age of 50.
I'm with both anti-hero and Ellena on this, I hope you live to a ripe old age, you rotten little cunt!
And, look around you. Young people can be just as "bad". So many stories on the news seem to be crime cases perportrated by the young population, the majority are acts of violence, sometimes deadly. Young people have done a lot of other things which I don't like, but despite this, I don't detest the whole age group. I try not to make such sweeping generalisations.
I'm sorry if some of you might misunderstood my comment thinking that I hate old people too. I like old people. Most of them that I've met are friendly and caring. They're lovely. OP had gone too far writing bullshit such as this one. I don't know what he/she would do to his/her parents and grandparents.
How many screen names do you need to spread your ugliness on this site? You aren't fooling anybody, dumbass.
As to your asinine question; living on a boat I don't need diapers, stupid. I'm surrounded by the world's biggest toilet. All I gotta do is turn down wind and let it fly. DUH.
Have some respect for the senior citizens that laid the foundations and worked hard for their country. What have you done? One day you'll see that is not that bad to be a old person. People want to die young because they are just too fucking cowards and make up excuses for it.