I detest old people!
I admit it, I have a single group I can't stand.
I DESPIZE the elderly.
I HATE old people!
I hate their jelled, useless brains. I hate their foul, rotten stench. I hate the fact that not One of them can tell you with any certainty what they had for breakfast more than two days ago - yet, they can all seem to recall a Magical time in this country where you could buy Anything for "Only a nickle"!
I hate the fact that these fossils can't hear a damned thing - Unless you happen to say something that they don't agree with, at which time they can hear you if you are crouched down in the farthest corner of your backyard and whispering at 3:00AM.
I hate the fact that they can't seem to comprehend that times have indeed changed in the last 50-100yrs, and that things as they were THEN are not exactly as they are NOW!
I really believe that when you hit 70 you should be put to death, painlessly. Take what two or three organs still work (Never the brain) out and give them to someone more deserving!
Oh yes, old people always Do have this one line that is supposed to instill guilt, the line goes: "You'll be old someday too."
Number one, I doubt I will make it to old age. More importantly, if I DO, I HOPE I will be able to find the Dignity to take my own fucking life.
Not joking at all. 100%% Serious.