I despise my neighbor's baby
The fucking thing just won't stop crying. All fucking day, every day. I can't enjoy my yard on the weekends and I have to wear headphones even in my house because I can still faintly hear it and it drives me nuts. The other day I heard a loud crashing noise and the little shit actually shut up for the rest of the day, in fact I haven't heard it since and I hope to god something happened to it.