I'd like to post signs in stores. iin?

I'd like to draw up a few signs and place them in stores, unbeknownst to the owners.

Signs would include:

"Whites Only" (on a water fountain or bathroom stall)

"Caution: Wet Paint" (and put it on a couch in a furniture store)

I have more ideas but I can't give them all up for free. I don't know if I trust you guys with all my gems.

IIN? Have you ever done such a thing?

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  • anti-hero

    I put a sign in the window of a hot topic that said "Hot Topic is a division of The Gap. (which is true) Come get you pre-packaged nonconformity, you mindless pig fuckers." I was promptly asked to leave the mall which is fine because I didn't wanna be there anyway.

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    • Avant-Garde

      I love you.

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      • anti-hero

        I know :p

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  • dalmationUntoyourSoul

    i found a dead bird and put it on a table with a sign that says "feed me".

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  • poy

    I do graffiti so yea i know how you feel :)

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  • dinz

    I was once pissed off at the lack of customer service I got in a clothing store, so I walked towards their window display where a bunch of mannequins were on display.

    I tore a page out from a book and wrote "You're get better service from me than those idiots at customer service" and stuck it on one of the arms of the mannequins.

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  • howaminotmyself

    If your gems are anything like those first two, you can keep them.

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  • UhhhOK

    I smell cheese...

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  • emi.l.y

    Do it ! (: x

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  • bababooey84

    lol NICE

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  • haha you can trust us we wont steal ;) tell more pls

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  • dirtybirdy

    Id steal your gems.

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  • Justsomejerk

    I see the comedic merit in the idea.

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