I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck

Is this slang weird to others outside of here?

Let me know in the comments please!

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  • PETA called and they want this changed to "I could eat the crotch out of a low flying rutabaga."

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  • Sounds to me like bestiality.

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  • Well, you know, that shines like a diamond in a goat's ass.

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  • This is fucking hilarious. Do proceed.

    And who gives a damn what others think.

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  • You'll get some funny looks saying that.

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  • Not bad, but it sounds like you're trying really hard there, champ.

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  • I never heard that before but im going to look for an excuse to use it.

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  • Another few choice Aussie slang/sayings are:

    "With my luck, if it was raining pricks, I'd end up in the gutter with cunts""

    If someone asks you where someone is you say "Is my face red?" ""Well he's not my arse!""

    also

    "Well you might as well shit in one hand and wish in the other, and see which one fills up first"

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  • Who says that?! This is the dumbest and funniest slang thing I've ever heard! XD

    If someone said that to me, I'd burst in laughter...

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    • New Zealanders and Aussies do, I hear.

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      • Yeah it’s so common here it’s a cliche mate

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      • I haven't heard that in all my years over here. Might not be in the right state or something?

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        • I heard it on a TV show from NZ...

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        • I'd not heard til I googled.

          Found it in a news article from 2014 lamenting the decline of Aussie slang, only it was eat the arse out of. That one I can imagine.

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          • I saw the 'arse' one when I googled as well but what I heard was the 'crotch' one.

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          • Yeah, arse sounds more likely. Crotch sounds needlessly "shocking", like someone is doing it for attention

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            • Eh. People bastardise shit all the time. Like saying "crutch" instead if "crotch" for reasons I've never understood. Do they do that everywhere or just here?

              https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.heraldsun.com.au/leader/inner-east/strewth-lost-aussie-slang-a-dying-art/news-story/7e67814f55ad8141d6c056207240aa33

              https://www.afralisp.net/archive/lisp/aussie.htm

              I've heard most of them but not all. Most common one I've heard for hunger is the one about a shit/turd sandwich. Never heard the "but I don't like bread" addendum, though.

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            • Oh well, that's what the person said...

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  • I think it's a little overboard

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  • What does it mean?

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  • yallre hungry so what

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  • How about ur mom :)

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